Today I learned that the Onion has horoscopes. 🤩 theonion.com/horoscopes/ Virgo (August 23 to September 22): Remember: Always be thankful for all you have. And vengeful for all you’ve lost. Yes. Yes, I shall. - ThreadSky

annaguirre.bsky.social • 49 days ago

Today I learned that the Onion has horoscopes. 🤩

https://theonion.com/horoscopes/

Virgo (August 23 to September 22): Remember: Always be thankful for all you have. And vengeful for all you’ve lost.

Yes. Yes, I shall.