It’s painful getting to the age where you see an old person on tv and you register them as an old person and then realize they are probably your age and you’re just an old fuck too
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Worse yet, finding out that Mr. Miyagi was played by that old guy… and Pat Morita was two years younger than I am as I get ready to longboard down a mountain listening to Creepy Nuts at full blast.
Classic example is the golden girls. The three younger ladies were all supposed to be late 40s/early 50s. Women just don’t do that thing as much now where they cut their hair into a short old lady style and wear old lady specific clothing. Some 55 yo out there are fucking hot!
Never get tired of pointing out that Rue McClanahan was younger in S1 of Golden Girls than Marisa Tomei was when she first played Aunt May in Captain America: Civil War.
To get to be "an old fuck" one has to be wise or lucky; Both are cause to celebrate. You're not done till your dead. PS you can rest then for now lead by example. :) (fuck mirrors)
similar to when you watch a movie you last saw as a kid and you realize that your older than the old people in the movie, but they’re so old, how could that be
The other day I found out that sixth graders were now born in 2012 and 2013. Sixth graders! They have like, personalities and smartphones by that point! I'm currently wearing sweatpants older than them, and you can pry those out of my cold, dead hands (or off my warm, dead legs)!
(In my defense, they're the really cute matching spirit wear sweatpants my high school chamber choir designed together. Some of us fought VERY hard to get the charcoal grey ones with pockets AND with glitter text even though those both cost extra. History has proven us right.)
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I am younger than Lenny Kravitz.
Everything is fine.
Thanks, jackass.
*could have been me, ratting myself out, IDK. Still hurts though.
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OTOH, Susan Dey AKA Laurie Partridge is ONLY 72 ❤️