Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the weaponized stupidity behind Signalgate. #LimerickRhyme
As the Signal mess unravels more,
The admin pushes garbage galore.
With these morons in charge,
The disaster looms large—
And it’s rotten straight through to the core.
As the Signal mess unravels more,
The admin pushes garbage galore.
With these morons in charge,
The disaster looms large—
And it’s rotten straight through to the core.
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#FridayLimericks
I’m thrilled that this fiercely independent and most trusted News Source in America has the courage, the integrity, and the facts to prove everything they report, & every comment they make.
My American heroes!
Carthago delenda est!
When stupidity combines with fear, manipulation, and power - It leads to some of the greatest atrocities in human history!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OIqd8ABi6YA
No one believes you.
We believe our own eyes
PS Your lies aren’t that good.
The whole Signal chain’s flooded with hacks.
These unqualified masses
Of course showed their asses:
Result of the merit each lacks.
https://accountable.us/watchdog-trump-nominees-gabbard-hagseth-noem-ratcliffe-endanger-our-national-security/
But there’s more of this story to drip.
Though the Trump hocus-pocus
Can shift all our focus,
Attacks show Trump’s losing his grip.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8rk7vyg83xo
Our own NSA warned of this shit.
There are standards in place
That this app can’t replace;
Do it right, and the fuse can’t be lit.
https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2025-03-26/national-security-officials-were-warned-in-february-that-signal-was-vulnerable-to-attack
They develop the risks down the line.
Here’s a good rule of thumb:
If you’re careless and dumb,
Your security’s bound to decline.
https://mashable.com/article/signal-chat-officials-venmo-data-exposed
It turns out this was not a mistake.
Someone ordered these fools
To ignore the clear rules;
This is something they wanted to break.
https://open.substack.com/pub/fpwellman/p/exclusive-dod-has-deployed-signal?r=d9aph&utm_medium=ios
Underneath’s a nefarious glow.
The security threat
Was deemed worth it to get
Around comms they must legally show.
https://americanoversight.org/american-oversight-sues-trump-administration-for-using-signal-to-plan-military-operations/