I like bananas, a banana is the opposite of a stop light. On a stop light, green means go, yellow means wait, and red means stop. On a banana, green means wait, yellow means go, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?
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Niko Stratis
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
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