its that time of the year.. stimky birb has to take a bath 😔 - ThreadSky

chickensnpies.bsky.social • 5 days ago

its that time of the year.. stimky birb has to take a bath 😔

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pizz-zoff.bsky.social•5 days ago

God I cant imagine being beside josh's cubicle if he only baths once a year

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

birbs don't sweat at all so i imagine velociraptors don't either, i think the smell isnt really a problem. its more that he likes playing in the mud before going to work

bellyvetanthony.bsky.social•5 days ago

Bathtub seems too small, just use a waterfall and it'll clean in seconds

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

that would be more efficient... maybe next year

tamakitiger.bsky.social•5 days ago

🥺🥺🥺

korboryn.bsky.social•5 days ago

then once that's over, straight back to rolling in dust

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

EXACTLY

blueeyedredwolf.bsky.social•5 days ago

Just have fun with it *tiny wolf cannonballs into the tub*

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

uh oh

blueeyedredwolf.bsky.social•5 days ago

Why uh oh? ^^

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

well, if you do a cannonball in the tub there's gonna be water everywhere! who's gonna clean up the mess?

blueeyedredwolf.bsky.social•4 days ago

Im smol so It will be a lil one xp

ankelay.bsky.social•5 days ago

I think a Fuecoco would make them happy

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

taking a bath with fuecoco sounds awesome, they'd keep the water super warm with their fire powers too!

yersinapestis.bsky.social•4 days ago

Poor guy...

tronzoid.bsky.social•5 days ago

All birds should have a natural scent!

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

YES! all birds smell like roses, they don't even need to take baths

starytherito.bsky.social•5 days ago

📌

averagewingedragon.bsky.social•5 days ago

Me when I have to take a bath but the weather is cold:

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

cold bath sounds even worse than regular bath

averagewingedragon.bsky.social•5 days ago

They don't just sound worse, they are.

unpix.bsky.social•5 days ago

He is only angy because the duck got cleaned early. >:3

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

omg i should've added lil sparkles around the duck to show that he's clean!

rahkiarthecleric.bsky.social•5 days ago

The amger flooof

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

soggy chimkin

johnnythecheesy.bsky.social•5 days ago

Time of the year? How often does he shower? 🤢

chickensnpies.bsky.social•5 days ago

well.. it says time of the year...
not in 2022 tho, he got caught in oil spills several times they had to wash him with dish soap like they do in the tv commercials :(