When your BF says he wants to try something "adventurous" that night, maybe ask what that means before agreeing. You may find yourself attached to a hose barely holding together as he taunts and gropes you. Wouldn't want that, would you?
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Y-yeah totally wouldn’t want to be my handsome incineroar boyfriend’s creaking water balloon on the verge of popping while he teases me and rubs my inflated limbs and- 💦💦💦💦
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That Eevee is rotund and teasable