look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship - ThreadSky

griph.bsky.social • 475 days ago

look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship

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kategodart.bsky.social•331 days ago

it's "him" (some guy in a car, good enough)

steamboathedgie.bsky.social•475 days ago

Me when I need to contrast myself from body doubles who are famously poor at performing sick donuts around diabolically-themed geologic phenomena

dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social•475 days ago

um...this seems a bit too prophetic...

hiddenzoo.bsky.social•475 days ago

No matter how hard he tries, he can't be Turkmenbashi

benejesserit.bsky.social•475 days ago

There’s absolutely no way that Trump is physically fit enough for this kind of thing.

berkeleyeve.bsky.social•475 days ago

has he ever had a driver's license? i know he likes big trucks but all little boys do that...

galdireonai.bsky.social•475 days ago

And a proper uniform with a chest so full of medals that it counts as Type III body armor.

tellurianchick.bsky.social•475 days ago

Yeah. If a non-martial class can wear your shirt without being Encumbered, you are definitely failing at authoritarianism. Be better.

ziyyigo-tipyigo.bsky.social•475 days ago

Wasn't there a caveat, like there being a jump cut between him getting in the car and the car driving off?

mirrorman.bsky.social•331 days ago

I refuse to vote for a candidate the does not swing over a set of rotating knives by their genitalia.

nicamsterdam.bsky.social•331 days ago

Listen, it's hard to keep up with being a deranged politician these days. It's not easy between America, North Korea, let's not forget Russia, and Argentina is up in the rankings these days too! His PR team get points for a fantastic backdrop here!

bjornar1.bsky.social•475 days ago

He should try again in a Cybertruck and briefly enjoy flying an airplane into the maws of hell after both steering linkages break, sending it careening over the edge.

drunkydluffy.bsky.social•475 days ago

We don't even have a flaming gas crater. This country used to make things

smilodonichthys.bsky.social•331 days ago

The Centralia coal mine fire is still burning, we could do something *very* funny with it

robcave.bsky.social•331 days ago

There is a brilliant documentary on Turkmenistan made by the Art Critic Waldemar Januszczak where he and his mates pretended to be on a stag weekend to get into the country.

https://youtu.be/F8ZXGLb1faU?feature=shared