Pooltoy chicken laying pooltoy eggs,,, oh no oh gosh, - ThreadSky

abbiemitchels.bsky.social • 16 days ago

Pooltoy chicken laying pooltoy eggs,,, oh no oh gosh,

Ooooh~ wonder *sqrk* if getting close to them makes more pooltoy chickens~ nya~

Maybe getting stuck inside one does, bwaaaak~

*Mrph* Wonder if Pix can also do that with you? More Vultoys coming right out of eggs

Ehehehehee, eggs are always a fun idea no matter what toy~

ooo I wonder how many *bark~!* chicken pooltoy will there be from those eggs~*squeak~!*

@////@ sqrrrrk,, so many dumb chicken laying pooltoy eggs,,

Wonder what happens when *sqrrrk* one of those eggs cracks open near a *squeeeak* non-pooltoy...?

They better not get too close or the egg will scoop them up and seal them inside to turn them into another good egg laying chicken toy~ Sqqqrk~

*sqrrrrrrk!* that would be such a shaaaaame...

Bwaaak, such indeed~

Headcannoning that they vibratenuki reaaaaal hard on the way out~ How... stimulating~~~

@//////@ cluck cluck clllk,,, so buzzy and stimu-BWAK-lating,,,

Careful~ Get too excited from it and you'll just lay another one~

@/////@!!!!! B-bwaaaaak!!! Now I want to make pooltoy eggs fully canon,, laying them and getting flust-sqrrrk-ered,,

Do it~ Wouldn't want them to get stuck up inside you~ They'll just keep teasing you forevernuki that way~

@////@ mmmf,, BWAAAK,,,

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