Bye Felicia @npr.org says WH begins process of looking for new SecDef to replace Hegseth, the Secretary of Vodka (Hopefully not doing so in a signal chat) www.npr.org/2025/04/21/n... - ThreadSky

mustardglaze.bsky.social•40 days ago

The next one's gonna be a real champ!

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jamerman.bsky.social•40 days ago

Champ or chump?

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mustardglaze.bsky.social•40 days ago

Or chimp?!

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spindlebrindle.bsky.social•40 days ago

What a shock that he didn't last! Who could have predicted this!

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scottadamson1960.bsky.social•40 days ago

The WH should target Kelsey Grammer since he's MAGA and starred in "The Pentagon Wars."

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maxldunn.bsky.social•40 days ago

They'll probably pick another drunk liar from Fox News. The terrified Republican "Senators" will again approve anyone at all. This was predictable.

Is Trump literally paid by Putin to screw up this country? He picked the very worst people in existence. Random people off the street would be better.

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dungargee.bsky.social•40 days ago

Robert Hanssen was spying on his government to enrich himself, old Petey boy was doing espionage out of pure incompetence

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tommy793.bsky.social•40 days ago

Can't skip ahead. Gotta listen to two weeks of denials and accusations of fake news before it happens. Then they can pretend they never knew him.

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producershah.bsky.social•40 days ago

From worse to worser??

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atlantaarjen.bsky.social•40 days ago

Not a moment too soon, but the big question is, which person with actual qualifications for this job would want to work for this administration?

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ajparkes.bsky.social•40 days ago

They're going to replace Hegseth WITH a bottle of vodka.

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fvlib.bsky.social•40 days ago

Well, if it's not Jared, Don Jr. or Eric, I'd bet on Mike Flynn...

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lanc3goodthrust.bsky.social•40 days ago

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donquixokie.bsky.social•39 days ago

That's a shame, he was really starting to turn on Markwayne Mullin.

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packrfan4.bsky.social•40 days ago

Pete’s gonna get shit-canned and then he’s gonna get shitfaced.

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kamitchell.bsky.social•40 days ago

Is "Hegseth" going to become a time unit for Cabinet longevity?

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jamerman.bsky.social•40 days ago

While Scaramucci was not in Trump's cabinet, he did establish the modern day record for brevity of public service – 11 days. Whiskey Pete will eclipse that but not by much.

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daroob.bsky.social•40 days ago

Sec of Def Judge Jeanine?

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drjoep.bsky.social•40 days ago

Lloyd Abrams comes to mind. 😝

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sneze.bsky.social•40 days ago

Not a moment too soon.

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justin3aker.bsky.social•40 days ago

DUI hire

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imakestuff777.bsky.social•40 days ago

It's crazy to me that he accepted the nomination. In a sane world it would have been enough for Hegseth to have been nominated and ride that to ratings glory. Instead he actually accepted and revealed himself as a clown. There was no upside for him. I don't get it

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drumblebum.bsky.social•39 days ago

"npr.org says..."

LOL.

I reckon he's not going anywhere, comrade.

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blizzzard360.bsky.social•40 days ago

Zoom interviews

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ues-hv.bsky.social•40 days ago

I hear Laura Loomer is looking for work.

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throwingdarts.bsky.social•40 days ago

Even if replaced, I’m sure he’ll be left in the signal group chat.

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auntbunny.bsky.social•40 days ago

🤣🤣🙌🙌🍺🍺

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one-infinity.bsky.social•40 days ago

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jamerman.bsky.social•40 days ago

Buh-bye, Whiskey Pete. HMU on Signal when you find a new gig…

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backlitkeyboard.bsky.social•40 days ago

I don’t want to waste a head of lettuce on this guy.

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stark7777.bsky.social•40 days ago

Cheers, see ya

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flyerchuck.bsky.social•40 days ago

Your Youtube episodes are indispensable, and always good for a handful of giggles. In a word, sir: Brilliant. Thank you.

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nanninga78.bsky.social•40 days ago

Remember the kremlin has veto power over the appointment

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lrgagnon.bsky.social•39 days ago

My vote: Steve Doocy. Yup he's Fox and Friends alumni.
He'll he was there before Hegseth. He's got experience.

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ageofreason-tpaine.bsky.social•40 days ago

"I can handle that case.:>

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majortom70.bsky.social•40 days ago

Omg, nice one!🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Pete’s POV!”😆😆

https://apple.news/Awmjnqg1JRz2dhAs9f1-Adg

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inkedintrovert.bsky.social•39 days ago

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grammysandypdx.bsky.social•40 days ago

He must have done something to pi$$ off trump.

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atlantadem.bsky.social•40 days ago

No it would actually be better if he got fired in the Group Chat - not by tweet or official letter -

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jamerman.bsky.social•40 days ago

Many people are saying Elon Musk will fire him on Twitter.

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mjlp716.bsky.social•40 days ago

A pet rock would be a step up

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devoatx.bsky.social•40 days ago

How about Scaramucci? He has nice suits and some experience in the Trump Orbit of Clown Fuckery.

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careyz.bsky.social•39 days ago

Hire clowns 🤡🤡🤡,
expect a circus! 🎪

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log-log-decitrig.bsky.social•39 days ago

Would it be asking too much for Republicans to begin the process of looking for a new President?

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log-log-decitrig.bsky.social•40 days ago

We’d like to thank Pete for his service. He is leaving to pursue other interests and spend more time with the Betty Ford Clinic.

Please be patient during this transition while we wait for a more competent replacement in 2028

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um-no.bsky.social•39 days ago

Please tell me you have your foot up! (and no, not up someone’s derrière).

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x747.bsky.social•40 days ago

I heard Hegseth is angling to become the next head of Tren de Aragua.
First the tattoos…

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jkurr.bsky.social•40 days ago

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musk-family-ftms.bsky.social•40 days ago

Back to Faux Entertainment booze buddies club. Jeanine Pirro, Larry Kudlow and Gregg Jarrett missed their compadre.

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wingflex.bsky.social•40 days ago

How will they ever find someone more qualified than this man?

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boardwalking.bsky.social•40 days ago

😎

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patpound.bsky.social•40 days ago

I’m sure Elon is doing a proper vetting this time.

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pixieinthed.bsky.social•40 days ago

But will the new SecDef have the right "look"? Who's available with a chiseled jaw, ready or not?

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jdavetoons.bsky.social•39 days ago

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diannebee.bsky.social•40 days ago

Kkkaroline says fake news... which means Pete is getting a horse's head in his bed tonight...

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paulliemoonbeam.bsky.social•40 days ago

Yup. Any time they say they "stand strongly" behind someone in his position, they do so with a knife at-the-ready.

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drgaellon.bsky.social•40 days ago

I’LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT

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kevinhileman.bsky.social•40 days ago

Our nation’s first DUI hire.

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snickersthecat.bsky.social•40 days ago

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laplkp.bsky.social•40 days ago

Hold on Keith. Maybe they won’t find anyone who wants it. I mean, if you can’t even chat up war plans with your wife & brother on your personal phone, what fun is that?

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drstevenquest.bsky.social•40 days ago

Anyone left at Fox with military experience? Or failing that, lots of tattoos and the ability to do a lot of pushups on camera? Drinking problem optional.

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terry46.bsky.social•40 days ago

SHOW Me &in not even from Missouri Way .

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finfangfo0m.bsky.social•40 days ago

Farewell, Whiskey Pete...we hardly knew ye.

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