Trying to come up with slogans for my signs for April 5th, but I just keep coming back to KILL. THEM. ALL. which my wife says is too harsh. I guess something less ambitious. What if I added "PLEASE"? - ThreadSky

It’s YOUR money, YOUR National parks, YOUR Universities, YOUR protective agencies, YOUR contribution to aid here and abroad, YOUR dollars, going into THEIR POCKETS!

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bonobo.bsky.social•84 days ago

Maybe a picture of a cute kitten pointing & making the slicing motion across its throat might soften the message.

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stevebuchheit.bsky.social•84 days ago

All the feels. But I'm not sure, "Kill them. Please all." is any less harsh.

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sparkylew.bsky.social•84 days ago

Hahaha

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oc1863.bsky.social•84 days ago

No blood for ice!

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theauthorguy.bsky.social•83 days ago

Sounds like I'm shouting a drink order.

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prmspen.bsky.social•84 days ago

Would you settle for “really hurt them all”?

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blueismycolour.bsky.social•84 days ago

I think PLEASE def soften the slogan n still convey the message clearly.

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tinphx.bsky.social•84 days ago

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burghjacks.bsky.social•83 days ago

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE WAFFLES!

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rmhayes.bsky.social•83 days ago

WAFFLES

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aridyn.bsky.social•83 days ago

But were they earned waffles or unearned waffles, waffles of shame??

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sandradayokiller.bsky.social•84 days ago

Didn’t you already come up with “fuckery most foul”? I’d go with that. Actually, I may plagiarize it for my own sign!

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patchoulilili.bsky.social•80 days ago

Heinous fuckery, most foul! is what I’m going with.

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enrich12.bsky.social•83 days ago

I'm just juvenile enough to try THIS one on a protest sign:

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cbaser.bsky.social•83 days ago

Welcome to 1939! Please leave your Civil Rights at the door.

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jerrijamz.bsky.social•83 days ago

Abby Normal makes an excellent muse in these situations, and whatnot.😉

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wokeauthor.bsky.social•83 days ago

I like kill them all. Seems fine.

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redroach67.bsky.social•83 days ago

Please makes it just civil enough.

#waffles

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whataintnocountry.bsky.social•84 days ago

I'm considering "A curb stomp a day keeps fascists at bay." But then I'd have to wear boots, and it's already warm here in FL.

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merrymary333.bsky.social•84 days ago

Since 2018

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riverroxx.bsky.social•83 days ago

I think I’m going with this one. I’m rather an introvert (according to the online quizzes)

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gnomecomingqueen.bsky.social•84 days ago

Add some fun emojis and use lots of color. Bright, vibrant colors add a sense of whimsy to even the most pointed death threats.

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theauthorguy.bsky.social•83 days ago

You're right. It's not really a threat, more a helpful suggestion to the team.

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doctornerdlove.com•84 days ago

Maybe "KILL SOME OF THEM, WOUND THE REST"?

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debinrst.bsky.social•84 days ago

How about
KINDLY. KILL. THEM. ALL.

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theauthorguy.bsky.social•84 days ago

There you go!

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thekittestford.bsky.social•84 days ago

"I've had it with these motherfudgin' snakes in this motherfudgin' government"?

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thekittestford.bsky.social•84 days ago

How about " Heads. Baskets. Now!"

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bushybritches.bsky.social•84 days ago

It does sound a tad aggressive.
“Let their Corpses Dance”
Sounds more like a party atmosphere, there might be music, merriment & snacks.

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fabiosfan.bsky.social•84 days ago

Killing is being too kind to them…

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fabiosfan.bsky.social•84 days ago

How about “save the waffles and kill the oligarchy” 🤭

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kimlyon88.bsky.social•83 days ago

Please is nice . . . and now is good

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dawnb5417.bsky.social•84 days ago

Drop something heavy on their toes?

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listerlasthuman.bsky.social•83 days ago

KILL. THEM. ALL is perfectly acceptable. Just remember to use a kind looking font, maybe Head Kick or No Mercy…

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danisue.bsky.social•84 days ago

I haven’t made a sign for the 5th yet but the back of my F-ELON sign looks like this & I’m sticking w it

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mlb80.bsky.social•83 days ago

Since he is not actually the royalty he thinks he is then I do not think it a direct threat to simply say

"Kill The King"

it's one of my favorite of Ritchie Blackmores Rainbows songs.

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hyphee222.bsky.social•84 days ago

PLEASE destroy them all. THANKS!

Polite and not quite as violent.

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jrtwrangler.bsky.social•84 days ago

I’m still laughing. Thank you.

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jrtwrangler.bsky.social•84 days ago

Slow torture first?

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mermaidwrath.bsky.social•84 days ago

Perhaps if it was in French?

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cocodiamond.bsky.social•83 days ago

"the masses will trample the fascists"

or any other lyric from Rage Against the Machine.

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mphilbinwriter.bsky.social•83 days ago

Feel free, Christopher. Then keep an eye out for my thriller on May 6th. The sentiment is everywhere.

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thelushkitch.bsky.social•84 days ago

I don't know man... seems on pitch to me.

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hedylamarr1987.bsky.social•83 days ago

Seriously! We're all there right now. Pretty sure I say this at least 50X a day!

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dogoodcomplex.bsky.social•84 days ago

So safe to say you’re waffling on your slogan choice?

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dogoodcomplex.bsky.social•84 days ago

I would suggest nothing syrupy.

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snowangel-can.bsky.social•84 days ago

Very Canadian!

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danisue.bsky.social•84 days ago

I’m thinking Hands Off Elbows Up.

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theauthorguy.bsky.social•84 days ago

Great idea. Although I don't think most non-Canadians know what that means.

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danisue.bsky.social•84 days ago

I had to explain it to my hockey playing son

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gargoyle030.bsky.social•84 days ago

As a former hockey player, this makes me kinda sad. 😔 😉 🤣

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alanofthenovels.bsky.social•83 days ago

Front side: my wife's idea
Backside: mine

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alanofthenovels.bsky.social•84 days ago

We Have Met The Enemy And It Is Orange.

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billkennington.bsky.social•84 days ago

How about "Cut off the head and the snake dies".

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abesentspectre.bsky.social•84 days ago

"Kill enough of them that the rest take the hint and sort their shit out!"

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theauthorguy.bsky.social•84 days ago

I like it, but I don't think I can fit it on my 18"x24" sign.

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thekittestford.bsky.social•84 days ago

Make 2 signs?

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abesentspectre.bsky.social•84 days ago

Write smaller.

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elainerichards.bsky.social•84 days ago

How about a sign that says, "PLEASE GO TO MARS NOW."?

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therealogiwan.bsky.social•84 days ago

It’s also about the visuals. Use bright, happy colors, glitter, maybe some cute cartoon animals all agreeing…and the slogan “Kill. Them. All.” It gives it some whimsy but also gets your important point across. Maybe soften it to “I support Killing. Them. All.” It’s almost Easter, pastels maybe.

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coralca.bsky.social•84 days ago

Guillotines for the GOP

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coralca.bsky.social•84 days ago

Let’s have a French Protest 1793!

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theauthorguy.bsky.social•84 days ago

I could fit GUILLOTINE! on a sign, I guess.

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jrtwrangler.bsky.social•84 days ago

Make a picture

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coralca.bsky.social•83 days ago

You absolutely can. And if you start in the middle of the word and write out on either side you have a better chance of the word being centered and even.

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