OK, hear me out: Waffle Pizza. A nice thin waffle, brushed with maple syrup, (the real stuff, no Mrs. Log Buttercabin) a crumble of breakfast sausage or Morningstar crumbles, egg on top, and a sprinkle of cheddah.
I did a tour stop in Mystic on Pirate day and it was awesome. Everyone dressed like pirates, even the dog. Best costume was a dad pirate with his baby, dressed as a parrot, sitting on his shoulder. But pizza town because of the movie.
While Mystic Pizza (the place) is iconic because of the movie, there are MANY other pizza places that are so really great. However, it was there when I parked and my BFF called to tell me that Prince died. My then 9yr old daughter said,”oh, mommy I know how much you love him. You must be so sad.”
La Waffleria in Albuquerque is waffle heaven. Classic, sweet or savory, their waffles are a delicious delightful adventure. http://www.lawaffleriaabq.com/Menu.html
Given that Michael Nesmith’s 1988 movie “Tapeheads” proffers that “waffles are pancakes with little squares on ‘em,” I believe pizza is waffles with lots of cheese on ‘em.
I think of waffles as a high self esteem food. They are loved all times if the day, from fancy restaurants to hotels to dives that predict the weather, and no single state claims them as their own, declaring the rest of the country's waffles garbage. I bet they will be happy for your pizza-mance.
I just got back from the Thiebaud exhibit at the legion of honor. You know what's gonna come out of my sketchbook next. (PS, you should go. It will cheer you up.)
Just be aware that the museum has diabolically loaded their cafe display case with pastries. Also, take a moment to look at the baseboards in the room where the paintings are. Report back when you figure it out.
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Unless....
It was consensual between all parties.
A three-way with me, waffles, and pizza is probably the only one I wouldn't screw up.
https://www.grabthecorkscrew.com/home/hoecake-waffles-tomato-garlic-schmear-savor-the-sweet
They are very open minded.
What is a pizza anyway?
Waffle with special toppings?
Modern is my personal fave.
We apparently are “the pizza capital of the world”.
http://www.lawaffleriaabq.com/Menu.html
To wit: https://youtu.be/dnBZMngx97o
A savory waffle coated in sauce, toppings and cheese? How could it possibly go wrong?
maybe a day night split thing?