Wake up folks, he’s selling out the country to Russia. It’s not an overreaction it’s the fucking truth look what he is doing to every agency. He has a white supremacists from South Africa an immigrant going through all of the books getting everyone’s information. WTF, are you people even awake?
I don’t know what it’s gonna take for people to wake the fuck up but you better wake the fuck up Russia just imposed plan red do you people know what plan red means? I bet you have no idea that’s Putin’s plan to take over the Baltic states Poland, Germany. Yeah you catching on now
Same here...........Sent it to my family and friends in Canada! It is sooooooooooo perfect and true. Turning on the radio at 6 in the morning and hearing "bouffon sous ketamine" it's even better than coffee to wake you up with a smile.
J'ai énormément de honte. Contente que mes parents ne sont plus là pour voir ce qui est devenu des États-Unis. Mon père etait combattant en France et Italie. Il n'a pas souffert pour qu'un traître puisse donné notre pays a la Russie!! Quel honte !
«Putain d’un bordel de merde»
…which is a line they had to dub into Pulp Fiction in french, since there’s no single swearword you can stretch out that far.
Also, «Putain» is the way Vlad’s name SHOULD logically be pronounced: politicians & media deliberately mispronounce it Poutine (chips’n’gravy).
Justin troudou is a man, the orange clown is the nastiest shit head in the whole world, and now he's also contributing to murder on Ukrainians
Fucking bastard
That one's hard to beat! There is a beauty to French swearing and insults.
That's why I'd love to hear Macron's off mic remarks around yesterday's address, because he was really holding himself back. There's a pack of Gaulioses with a story to tell, because there's no vaping your way through that.
Mine, in English, is “MFs” whenever I’m unfortunate enough to see either of them. I’m watching the tennis tournament in Indian Wells, rather than watching MSNBC.
I also greatly admire Malhuret's clarity of thought and expression.
To watch such a civilized mind describe the widespread destruction of his ideals is heartrending.
It's just so wonderful to listen to other politicians who have such a beautiful command of language compared to the babble that comes from our President .
If only we had a recording of Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg address. It was one of the most moving consequential speeches in history. It healed America.
Today Lincoln's party is captive to a cruel, babbling monster.
By reciting Trump's outrages in a matter-of-fact tone, with a distanced view, Malhuret persuades Europe and the world that we are suffering an immense global catastrophe.
Clemenceau said that about a french president who died while he was with his mistress. It's a word game with Pompée and pomper (pumped), if you see what I mean
Us half-assed Frenchmen, in Quebec, have a fitting descriptive for this type of individual: "Trump wouldn't know whether his asshole was punched, bored, or shot-out by Jesse James!!"
Well mine has always been “Veux tu coucher avec moi ce soir?” (because “Voulez Vous” is a bit too formal to use with someone you know well enough to want to go to bed with). But “bouffant sous Ketamine” is good, if of more limited usefulness.
When I was in high school (20+ years ago), our French teacher taught a group of students something special.. we learned how to say 'manger ma fesse avec du jambon et du fromage, salope'.
This, of course, was back when teachers were considered cool if they did things like that 😂
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He managed to unite Canada in 1 fell swoop.
He managed to unite Europe in 1 fell swoop.
He managed to ... wait.
Divide USA like never before.
(My French is rusty too)
But hope it improves given that France is soo stepping up to the plate for Ukraine!
…which is a line they had to dub into Pulp Fiction in french, since there’s no single swearword you can stretch out that far.
Also, «Putain» is the way Vlad’s name SHOULD logically be pronounced: politicians & media deliberately mispronounce it Poutine (chips’n’gravy).
"Ketamin Kasperl"
Fucking bastard
[email protected]
And here's the email for every DOGE employee:
Le idiots L’orange 😂
That's why I'd love to hear Macron's off mic remarks around yesterday's address, because he was really holding himself back. There's a pack of Gaulioses with a story to tell, because there's no vaping your way through that.
Which is pretty much what I feel like shouting at the screen e time a pic of Trump or Musk appears
I am a bit rusty as well
I think ta gueule is the v colloquial way of saying it w ferme ta gueule the proper grammatical way of saying it
They call it like they see it!
From the Pointer Sisters.
And walked around for weeks saying:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir
- before I learned what it meant.
Oops.
It's still my favorite French though. 🙃
Trump est un âne
Quel bouffon!
Caligula was mere psychopath.
Trump is simply taking a sledgehammer to the leadership and generosity the world expects and admires about America.
To watch such a civilized mind describe the widespread destruction of his ideals is heartrending.
https://thebulletin.org/2025/03/for-this-french-senator-trump-is-a-traitor-and-europe-is-now-alone/
Today Lincoln's party is captive to a cruel, babbling monster.
The US Congress, which at one time thought it held that title, is now the greatest performative idiocractic legislature in the world.
Censuring Al Greene will be their eternal shame.
The French are still touchy about him.
Vraiment.
Je vous salue, monsieur.
By reciting Trump's outrages in a matter-of-fact tone, with a distanced view, Malhuret persuades Europe and the world that we are suffering an immense global catastrophe.
Btw he just says he is "considering" it.
We've all seen how much his consideration is worth. 0000000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompey
Meanwhile another French president has some words.
This, of course, was back when teachers were considered cool if they did things like that 😂
But yours is better rn
lui couper la tête
Trump va enculer une grenouille
You asked.
That's mine George sorry I'm a 73 yr old widow whose had anti Trump signs up for over 10yrs.
read,
"The king of the deal is showing us what the deal on stomach is"