The smart way to have done it would have been to pretend she was calling from Total Wine & More
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Interim US Attorney Jeanine Pirro has declined to give militant Scientologist Greta Van Susteren her new cell phone number.
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"AssClowns R US"
"How can I hurt you?"
Uh, what planet have you been on for the last five months, Greta?
Of course, maybe the cosmetic surgeries affected her thinking.
I just looked her up, curious about some of her details, and -- no joke -- this is what the knowledge machine showed me:
It will pass.
"Cabernet-gram for, uh, Judge Judy..?"
"We make everything fresh here at Surfer Boy, except for our pineapple which comes from a can."
Janeane Pirro
Seems about right.
Not Jeanne. Greta has known her since the 90s and botched her name twice?!
It may be time for more “auditing” to remove a few more “engrams”
Once maybe, twice ouch, thrice... you don't even know her name, girl!