Self-employed office Christmas party tonight, looking forward to drunkenly telling myself all the office gossip, making me photocopy my own arse on the office photocopier, and shifting myself beside the filing cabinet as me from accounts looks on disapprovingly - ThreadSky

ciaraioch.bsky.social • 168 days ago

Self-employed office Christmas party tonight, looking forward to drunkenly telling myself all the office gossip, making me photocopy my own arse on the office photocopier, and shifting myself beside the filing cabinet as me from accounts looks on disapprovingly

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flyoverst8creative.bsky.social•168 days ago

😂

stephenmolloy.bsky.social•168 days ago

Mind you don’t take advantage of yourself.

pauleyezonme.bsky.social•168 days ago

We had a Zoom one during Covid where the new start skulled a bottle of Buckfast and rambled about Pulp Fiction for ten minutes straight

smokedbeer.bsky.social•168 days ago

Photocopying?? Is it not a paperless office? Scan it and email it. 😉

veryoddrequest.bsky.social•168 days ago

Who handles the ensuing HR experience? 👏😬

ciaraioch.bsky.social•168 days ago

That'll be me in HR.

veryoddrequest.bsky.social•168 days ago

Never forget they're only there to protect the company, not you the employee. Caution

davidcarrolliam.bsky.social•168 days ago

Sounds like a good time 🥸

flynnwa.bsky.social•168 days ago

An appointment with you as HR tomorrow first thing

ericpkg.bsky.social•168 days ago

Sad I'll miss it. Sounds cheeky

zenohealy.bsky.social•168 days ago

Don't forget to throw a wild punch at yourself and then never...ever...turn up for work again.

madiguana.bsky.social•168 days ago

Oh you're gonna regret it tomorrow when you go into work and you give yourself judgmental glances and look at yourself and shake your head and say "the state of yer wan last night" under your breath but just loud enough that you hear anyway. You'll be mortified.

timbre-breda.bsky.social•168 days ago

I’m sick of dealing with self-employed me 5 days a week so I refused to go to my Xmas party

kaukonenville.bsky.social•168 days ago

😂 Good luck with that haha… But - I did get some good news today! 😀

ciaraioch.bsky.social•168 days ago

You're the first one I've ever sent to Finland, I think!

kaukonenville.bsky.social•168 days ago

🤣 I’m glad that I got to be first anything by this age

dairelynch.bsky.social•168 days ago

Don't forget about the ensuing harassment case with hr tomorrow that you'll have to file on you

ciaraioch.bsky.social•168 days ago

Especially after what happened between me and me LAST year 🙄

neverdidski.bsky.social•168 days ago

This scene but for Christmas 🤶 : https://youtu.be/tp_YC1EwtJQ?si=R94CnPEGKx0UVlbB

deankelly.bsky.social•168 days ago

me from accounts 😆

maatinviare.bsky.social•168 days ago

And don't forget the classic: opening staff fridge and binge eating everyone's else food! Cheers! 🥂🎄

ciaraioch.bsky.social•168 days ago

I seem to do that to me suspiciously often

stephenherdman.bsky.social•168 days ago

Have fun giving yourself a disciplinary talk tomorrow.

ciaraioch.bsky.social•168 days ago

Gonna give myself a piece of my mind!

colinbowern.com•168 days ago

Did the CFO approve the budget? Did the code of conduct get approved by HR?

jules19-62.bsky.social•168 days ago

😂🤣😂 Might have to have, me one of those too. 🥂🍾🎨Enjoy

endamurf.bsky.social•168 days ago

Bain sult as! Ach, aire! U may find urself hauled up to HR to answer to urself for ur inappropriate behaviour and to ream off to urself all the workplace policies (u drafted, reviewed & approved) u violated. Hope u'll go easy on ur poor, shivering, hungover self. Now, off u go & have a great night!

dubiousgenius.bsky.social•168 days ago

Be careful you don't tell yourself what you really think of you, after a few drinks.

shamac1212.bsky.social•168 days ago

👋👋Hi!! I'm late to the party 😁

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