Tell me this is fake, please tell me this is fake!! - ThreadSky

2tone4real.bsky.social • 64 days ago

Tell me this is fake, please tell me this is fake!!

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evamagpie.bsky.social•64 days ago

😂😂😂😂

oldmanrambling.bsky.social•63 days ago

Well, it ain’t Cadbury’s Flake.

helenstirlinglane.bsky.social•64 days ago

He forgot they were nutty

onerightshoe.bsky.social•64 days ago

Please tell me this is true.

malkavianbean.bsky.social•64 days ago

I can't find a news article covering it with "homophobic evangelical pastor accidental sodomy snickers 2022", only this pic on Reddit.

Leaving-out 'accidental' and 'snickers' shows tons of hits all over the nation.

malkavianbean.bsky.social•64 days ago

Looking-up "The Halfway Post" shows "Comedy and Satire by Dash Macintyre"
And a bunch of warnings on Snopes.
https://www.snopes.com/tag/the_halfway_post/

2tone4real.bsky.social•64 days ago

Phew!!

malkavianbean.bsky.social•64 days ago

Might be "satire" but it's far too common.
Especially against children.
https://www.google.com/search?q=evangelical+pastor+caught+sodomy

2tone4real.bsky.social•64 days ago

Indeed it is, in the UK as well...

piranha4d.bsky.social•64 days ago

It's the Halfway Post, which brands itself as "dada news and satire", so yeah, it's fake.

suziey33.bsky.social•63 days ago

🤣 honest to god judge I fell on his snickers 🤣

releasingmydomain.bsky.social•63 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

guido-pond.bsky.social•64 days ago

Sounds like a Marathon to me.

lordp666.bsky.social•64 days ago

I choose to believe this is true, therefore, it is.

Let the poor guy enjoy his dick sucking of huge veiny dicks in peace.

2tone4real.bsky.social•64 days ago

OK I agree with you (as most of the time I do) 😊

lordp666.bsky.social•63 days ago

LOL

kevtherev.bsky.social•63 days ago

The Halfway Post is a satire site.

That being said, I gad to double check: I've heard some pretty outlandish "excuses" and "sermons" from other members of the clergy in my time.

kentruthfap.bsky.social•64 days ago

Unfortunately, it's SATIRE according to Dash McIntyre (The Halfway Post)

idontthinksomate.bsky.social•64 days ago

That guy has spent way too much time ogling and drooling over the assumed phallic nature of a chocolate bar. That some straightjacket behaviour right there.

wingy1.bsky.social•63 days ago

May contain nuts 😂😂😂

lonecoder.bsky.social•62 days ago

👌

strangebrickdroog.bsky.social•64 days ago

Nothing like plausible deniability.

tamarz.bsky.social•63 days ago

It's a satire site, but that's funny!

opine.bsky.social•64 days ago

It has to be?

opine.bsky.social•64 days ago

Uh?

viscountfishpond.bsky.social•64 days ago

Thank you. I needed a good laugh.

tactrixsky.bsky.social•64 days ago

I mean, it was kind of a dead giveaway when he gave a detailed description of Satans penis, "black, veiny, too tasty 🤤"

And then there was this pic of him.

2tone4real.bsky.social•64 days ago

Just too much knowledge...just too much 🤣

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