You’d probably dress up in weird ass alien outfits too if you kept seeing a baby’s face in the sun - ThreadSky

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writingdcm.bsky.social • 16 days ago

You’d probably dress up in weird ass alien outfits too if you kept seeing a baby’s face in the sun

That and and a diet of nothing but pancakes and kids penicillin juice. Can't be healthy.

💯 that’s why I give my son gluten free pancakes and kids fluoride juice now

Does that also help with not growing a TV on the torso?

It does but no guarantee a screen doesn’t start growing in their eye 🫣

why do you think everyone says don't look directly at the sun, it's so you don't have to see the sun baby

Facts 👆👆👆

🤣 Teletubbies STILL creep me out!!

That was one show I never watched with my daughter. Yo Gabba Gabba had us in a chokehold tho😂

I’ve never seen this but I love cyclops mime!!

It’s terrifying and it explains so much of why my humor is so far out there!

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