Beat the heat with the FOR YOUR EYES ONLY guide to surviving a heatwave: 1. Stay hydrated. - ThreadSky

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quantumofsilliness.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Beat the heat with the FOR YOUR EYES ONLY guide to surviving a heatwave:

1. Stay hydrated.

Presumably this one won’t make it to the end at Ascot today…

I can only imagine this one tomorrow will be incredibly slow.

Ok, this is getting weird now

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2. Try to keep in the shade where possible.

3. A hat could help (mosquito face-net optional).

4. Wear loose, light, cool clothing if you're headed out.

5. Please don't leave animals in vehicles. Cars can get very hot.

6. Check up on friends, relatives and neighbours who may be less able to look after themselves.

7. Find a sugar daddy who'll treat you to a Walls Magnum (that it's rumoured he invented).

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