(to the tune of Adam Ant's Prince Charming)
Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew
Chinese spy and dining with a paedo
Christmas dinner
Christmas dinner
Some turkey drummers
Wanking over Baywatch
Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew
Chinese spy and dining with a paedo
Christmas dinner
Christmas dinner
Some turkey drummers
Wanking over Baywatch
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My Cartoon Club
There's no crime in
Stealing from a peado
Aw-ay hah!
Aw-ay hah!
Aw-ay hah!
Aw-ay hah!
Aw-ay hah!
Aw-ay ho!
#StilgoeStillLives
Don't you ever
Tell fibs to Maitlis
That you're never sweaty
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Pretend you don't
Remember pics with Giuffre
Don't you ever
Go down to Woking
And lie about a pizza
Prince An-drew (ah-AH)
Prince An-drew (ah-AH)
Ridicule is
Something you'll get used to
Prince An-drew (ah-AH)
Prince An-drew (ah-AH)
Enjoy your Xmas
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