With the Snow White remake opening in theaters recently, I feel now is a good opportunity to post this scene from the classic animated sitcom The Critic.
#Ifthemoviestinksjustdon'tgo
#Ifthemoviestinksjustdon'tgo
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critics of any kind anymore. I push the importance of them at work all the time and I think it’s actually helping.
Also, it's quaint that people used to rent movies.
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aka praising/bitching about it IS the whole point.
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Just a handful, for the road....
And then they tried to sell digital the week the movie cane out.
And then they tried to sell heir bad CGI movies to China.
And then movies became “Five-year strategies”…
And soon, it didn’t matter if we didn’t go see them or not. 😔
which was actually good because those were making great movies once more !
There was soon no one there to kill screenwriters’ darlings and ask them “But why would anyone want to SEE your lesbian roadtrip across New Mexico?? 🤷♂️”
for example, three movies, one live action journey to atlantis remake where no one watched the original, it flops
And THAT is why GOD has chosen ME ALONE... TO DO HIS WORK ON *EARRRRRRTH!!!*"
I’m on board!
When people say it all boils down to money, it does so in far stupider ways than simple greed.
Companies see a good unprofitable movie they poorly advertised and find the most random thing to be the cause, usually the new good thing.
Stuff like a poorly advertised film couldn't possibly have failed for that reason, but because the women weren't scantily clad.
Spending Habits Matter A Lot.
I have a webcomic called Think Ink. You guys should read it if you love cartoons.
https://thinkinkcomic.com/
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/think-ink/list?title_no=368358
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