Sammy Dazzle kicking back and smoking a cigar in a lawn chair as she watches an endangered alien bird sanctuary get bulldozed so she can expand her dealership parking lot.
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If hounds made any money she'd be the biggest hazard on any base. Shortest time to break down someone who joined to send money home into accepting an extortionate loan on a lightly used mech.
Sliding into the mech hangar in the full black trenchcoat and hat going "Yeah, yeah, I'm the new Handler or whatever. Say, any of you still legally enough of a person to have a bank account?"
Captured by the real handlers, dragged off to the brainwashing room kicking and screaming, somehow walks out dusting her hands off with a briefcase overstuffed with cash under her arm???
Sammy Dazzle learning that there was a mistranslation and it was infact a dangerous alien bird sanctuary and that those tough as tardigrade fuckers can and will roost in anything and are damn near immune to both conventional and unconventional weaponry and now half her stock has a bird infestation
her doctor keeps telling her that her heart is going to literally explode if she keeps sticking to her carnivore diet but little does he know she's got like 6 spare hearts cooling in the freezer
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She would probably be trying to sell to those her hounds would be fighting anyway.