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BREAKING 🚨🚨: The Los Angeles Dodgers are signing Jesus Christ to a $12B deal for eternity, with payment deferred to Judgment Day.
"We thought we'd get a head start on Christmas shopping," manager Dave Roberts said.
Jesus will reportedly play every position, including middle relief.
"We thought we'd get a head start on Christmas shopping," manager Dave Roberts said.
Jesus will reportedly play every position, including middle relief.
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