gotta assume/hope it's just the usual Trumpian hyperbole, but man, we should not have the fucking President of the United States tossing out off the cuff "everyone should evacuate Tehran" on social media "Donald the Dove" jesus fucking christ - ThreadSky

rincewind.run • 1 day ago

gotta assume/hope it's just the usual Trumpian hyperbole, but man, we should not have the fucking President of the United States tossing out off the cuff "everyone should evacuate Tehran" on social media

"Donald the Dove" jesus fucking christ

Reposted from Steve Herman 📡

"Everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran!” - US President Trump in a social media post.

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cv-danes.com•1 day ago

I mean, his Secretary of Homeland Security advocated declaring war on California before having US senator handcuffed and thrown to the floor, so there's that.

kleem108.bsky.social•1 day ago

Tehran has what, 9 million people? That's like saying "everyone should evacuate New York City."

Where are 9 million people supposed to go?

angelaryan.bsky.social•1 day ago

I will note though, there has been no statement from the White House to refute it.

jacobian.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's also wild considering Obama, despite all his shittiness, actually had a deal signed with Iran that Trump blew up. This is fully his fault.

ofmiceandmen23.bsky.social•1 day ago

And Israel never forgave him

baswisselink.com•1 day ago

Donald "Oh shit I need a win and have no clue how" Trump

springtick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Four more years of this shit

strumpet.bsky.social•1 day ago

My son is going to the Middle East on deployment in mere days. Fuck yam tits. He better not kick a off a war, the week my kid gets there 🤬

deeznotez.bsky.social•1 day ago

chuckolalala.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize he keeps asking for.

section5.bsky.social•1 day ago

Brought to you by 2/3 of American male voters last year. Not a brian cell between the lot of them.

jamtart.bsky.social•1 day ago

More likely he's trying to retcon what he now has no control over.

replyguyincognito.bsky.social•1 day ago

Iran would be foolish to NOT develop nuclear weapons now

force13.bsky.social•1 day ago

Drumpf wants Iran to strike back at the US. He wants to declare martial law and suspend the constitution. This is his plan!

nuclearneo577.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maureen Dowd should never live this one down.

craigmranapia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, absolutely agreed but don't think I'm alone in reading from all this macho posturing is that Israel's gone rogue and he has no idea what the hell is going on. Which is whole other layer of... concerning.

catkimbriel.bsky.social•1 day ago

Almost ten million people live in Tehran. 🥺

ktap33.bsky.social•1 day ago

I take it more as an admission that he can't reign this in

thejimmyjames.bsky.social•1 day ago

Either that or him telegraphing his next move, which he seems to like doing a lot

quijohn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Anyone logged into signal with Hegseth?

Silly question, most of us are

silencedoogoode.bsky.social•1 day ago

Perhaps Donald shouldn't have nuked the deal in place and then expected Iran to trust him to honor a new deal

forgotherface.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Thank god no one trusts anything he says. Imagine the level of panic these words would have caused had they come from any other president.

thorbenson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey, 9 million people should evacuate! Just saying!

nottooloud.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't they have Uber?

psgamer92.bsky.social•1 day ago

I was told by the leftists gone MAGA that Trump was definitely most certainly very clearly the peace candidate.

wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social•1 day ago

I am so sick of seeing panic attack inducing shit like that at 2 am

rincewind.run•1 day ago

yeah looks like this is "IDF statement plus irresponsible hyperbole"

what a great way to conduct foreign policy

oggie.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's also not great that the IDF seems to have realized they can just use trump as a sick puppet directly. The possibility was always there, but...yeah

snowcrash.ca•1 day ago

While he's at the G7, no less. Theoretically already conducting foreign policy.

profusional.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump is literally the hanger on at a fight making threats and bragging cuz his friend is on the attack. All mouth, no skin in the game.

aprilrc.bsky.social•1 day ago

(holds head and whimpers...)

azery.bsky.social•1 day ago

70-80% chance he's joking, 20-30% chance he just gave Israel the OK to drop a nuke

webhackan.de•1 day ago

10% he'll drop a nuke himself.

ajluis101.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did people literally forget he did this exact same song and dance roughly 6~7 years ago??

simplyjack.bsky.social•1 day ago

Look man he did a lot of stuff. I don’t remember like 2/3 of it. Didn’t he do a tight 5 about low flow toilets or am I confusing him with an episode of king of the hill? I don’t fuckin know.

ajluis101.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Would be funny, considering Mar-A-Lago~! 😏

fito-telmata.bsky.social•1 day ago

the United States is so islamophobic that they will let Israel drop a nuke on any country over there. The state of Israel makes up excuses after the fact but at this point they don't even need to. We have consistently proven that the lives of Muslims do not matter to us as a nation

azery.bsky.social•1 day ago

the fact that we do not know which is which is terrifying

suddenlygarmo.bsky.social•1 day ago

it's exhausting to have to live with this sort of uncertainty every single waking hour because he can't shut his stupid fucking mouth for one goddamn second

misorathekirlia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Its been mentioned but there's like 16 million people in the Tehran Metro Area. It's literally impossible to evacuate even a good percentage of them.

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