It's that time of year again, time to share how I found out Santa was not real. I found a Santa suit in the coat closet. It belonged to my mom, the first known female mall Santa. Palm Springs in the 80s was lit.
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When I was about 5 I became very concerned about where Hanukkah presents came from because that’s the kind of deep theological thoughts 5 year olds have. Everything in the culture told us that Santa brought Xmas presents so it didn’t make sense that Hanukkah gifts came out of Mom’s closet. 1/2
So after much thought I came to the conclusion that Hanukkah presents came from Israel and were brought by Judah Macabee on a magic raft and he left them in the closet for mom & dad to give to us. 😄 2/2
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