my brother and his wife won’t let me babysit anymore just because we don’t like the same nursery rhymes
look bro Mary Had a Little Lamb is fine but it doesn’t slap like Head Like a Hole
look bro Mary Had a Little Lamb is fine but it doesn’t slap like Head Like a Hole
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Much prone to misdirection
He'd gambol swiftly round her back
Then slip her his erection.
Mary had a little lamb
"I love you, lamb," she said
Then fucked it with a strap-on cock
Until the poor thing bled
(ah) Head... like a hole...
Bla-ee-ack... as your soul...
I'd rather die... tha-yan give... you control...
- to the tune of Amazing Grace 🎶
*shrinks you and stuffs you in pocket.