“RAIN! THAT’LL BE GOOD FOR THE GARDEN!” I cry, standing at the window, coughing back a little acid reflux as my lower back struggles to hold me upright. I have reached my ultimate form. I am middle aged.
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Son, if you are middle-aged you haven't yet reached your ultimate form. Lots of things will change over your next thirty years, mostly not for the better.
...but the weeds will be an absolute nightmare in a week Jamie, then I'll be cursing my lack of commitment to regular stretching while I crouch on the path trying to tear up horsehair 😭
I think mine has never bent very well, because my hips are out of line which impacts your knee alignment. As a disabled person it’s my normal and I adjust for it, but last night was definitely made me jump 😂 Nice to know others understand - easier now as I get older.
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I just said the exact same thing. Out loud. To the dog.
Welcome to looking forward to 60 when it comes for free.
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