Rice is great when you're hungry and want to eat 2000 of something
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Niko Stratis
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
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Got cheeseburgers?
Nope!
We got spaghetti...
...and blankets.
But we are not affiliated with that clown.
He brings in too many children.