I would just puff up your chest upon meeting new people, give them a firm handshake, look them in the eye w/confidence and always say “Nice to meet you, I’m Black Biscuit”
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😂😂😂 you know, if I were British, I’d like Black Biscuit a lot more bc that’s kinda cute. The flaky, buttery American biscuit I had this morning, not as much. 😂
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I don’t think “Black Meatloaf” sounds very sexy… but hey… that’s just me. 🤣
I don't think I'll be headlining
🤣😆😜😉😁
Maybe the food at the stip joint, but not the stripper.
Nice to see you here!
Funny, cause I only eat that stuff once or twice a year.
I dig it
Huh.
Bitches 'bout to be mad disappointed about how little any of those words describe me.
mmmhmmm
Wish I would’ve seen this before breakfast.
😂
Although, on the original topic, I think "Biscuits n' Gravy" would actually be a pretty sucessful name for a stripper.
Also, all this talk of biscuits reminds me - I’ve got to finish the latest season of GBBO!
My pants are fuchsia tho! So, that could be cute. Fuchsia Fry, perhaps?
I’m not even sure how to feel about that name. It’s “Black” followed by the whitest thing ever 🤔
*It was a “clean out the fridge” breakfast (one slice of bread left, 1/4 avocado, and a few microgreens). The joys of having an ADHD husband
I’m “gray bread”!
I don’t think I’m going to get many tips.
💵💵 Ka-Ching 💵💵
Oh dear😓
🤣🤣🤣
TMI?
Damn, that's 🔥
Ummm I just can’t with this!! 😜
Blue Enchilada
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