Straight dad things part 2. There’s another dad here, from the UK. A muscle otter type, and the only guy at the pool rocking a skimpy Speedo. The activity folk organize an archery competition, and though I have no experience I’m like, could be fun. 🧵 - ThreadSky

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cuddlybadgerdad.bsky.social • 41 days ago

Straight dad things part 2. There’s another dad here, from the UK. A muscle otter type, and the only guy at the pool rocking a skimpy Speedo.

The activity folk organize an archery competition, and though I have no experience I’m like, could be fun. 🧵

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cuddlybadgerdad.bsky.social•41 days ago

Speedo dad is in the group. After a quick demo, I’m first up. I make a comment about never doing this before. I do my best, and do well (3 arrows, 24 points out of a possible 30). I hear a comment behind me that I made it look easy. I’m pretty proud of myself.

cuddlybadgerdad.bsky.social•41 days ago

So this archery target is in the kids playground. And the seats are very low to the ground. I sit, and it puts my head right at crotch level.

Speedo dad goes second to last and I’m there about five feet away with just about the best view in the house of his well-packaged bits. Shot after shot.

cuddlybadgerdad.bsky.social•41 days ago

Through the three rounds I get comments about my fast reload speed and consistent performance (Speedo guy’s more modestly dressed identical twin said I never scored below an 8 DID I MENTION THEY WERE TWINS) and one said they’d want me as their archer 🥰

cuddlybadgerdad.bsky.social•41 days ago

Anyway, I tied for second place and was pretty happy with that. Speedo guy got dead last. But he has plenty going for him.

Now he says hi to me whenever I walk by him. Lucky I’m wearing sunglasses because I’m not looking at his face 👀

pascalfarful.bsky.social•41 days ago

Speedo season is a the best time of year! Good luck with keeping all those dads under control :p

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