Polling sample: Apiarists of America Annual Lunch (sponsored by Jack Daniels.) - ThreadSky

harkaway.bsky.social • 4 days ago

Polling sample: Apiarists of America Annual Lunch (sponsored by Jack Daniels.)

Reposted from Thomas

RELEASE ONE BEE INTO THE ROOM

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jacinto.bsky.social•4 days ago

As a Spaniard, I propose a bull instead

harkaway.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

wilhelmvonw.bsky.social•4 days ago

. . . and call me honey.

richardwild.bsky.social•4 days ago

Two bees is too much danger, I take it

glenatron.bsky.social•4 days ago

Two bees or not two bees, that is the question.

frussia.bsky.social•4 days ago

The hivemind is probably going to run with this just to make me and my beeless lovemaking look bad.

aliettedebodard.com•4 days ago

Er what now

harkaway.bsky.social•4 days ago

It was news to me, but I live a sheltered life.

tadethompson.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is where Obelisk says, "These Romans are crazy."

shecky.bsky.social•4 days ago

loreandordure.com•4 days ago

I stayed in a backpackers hostel with a boyfriend that had a cricket living in a crack in the wall. It was loud. I’m not sure it did anything for the ‘frisson’ though.

loreandordure.com•4 days ago

Mind you we did have a quite outrageous amount of sex on that trip so maybe the cricket had something to do with that all along… 🤷‍♀️

tadethompson.bsky.social•4 days ago

Holy Jiminy Cricket, Kate.

martinnutbeem.bsky.social•4 days ago

...

zincstoat.uk•4 days ago

This is not information I was anticipating ingesting on a Monday morning, but good for you! 👌

johnmacpherson.bsky.social•4 days ago

no no siri I didn't ask you to show me risky beehiviour it was...

aliettedebodard.com•4 days ago

Yup
Like, don't get me wrong, whatever floats people's boats as long as it's consensual, but that seems a bit niche

riverofcrows.bsky.social•4 days ago

Great, now I can't get "What a Girl Wants" out of my head.

p0lyphonic.bsky.social•4 days ago

This feels like something Jack Price would do

catvincent.bsky.social•4 days ago

More like a scenario Doc should not be allowed to 'improve'!

p0lyphonic.bsky.social•4 days ago

Pretty sure Doc should be allowed to do whatever she pleases

catvincent.bsky.social•4 days ago

I would not attempt to stop her.

Damn, thought of an Improvement.

Two bees. One with a tailored neurotoxin that only works on Jack, and one on her. The toxin does... interesting things.

aweebitdaft.bsky.social•4 days ago

eh, I'm not looking to get pollinated.

anywhereelse.bsky.social•4 days ago

Now fondly remembering one of Humphrey Lyttelton's "I'm Sorry I Haven’t A Clue” stories about Samantha introducing her _thirty six_ bees

suw.bsky.social•4 days ago

For added spice, release one hyperactive kitten into the room. Do not trim claws first.

grumpygirdle.bsky.social•4 days ago

Or teeth, they can get your toes through the thickest duvet

peigibheag.bsky.social•3 days ago

But perhaps after provide a bidet.

risakoizumi.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bees are pretty mellow. Release a hornet.

harkaway.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m now suspicious of this entry because today is apparently World Bee Day

https://www.gov.si/en/registries/projects/world-bee-day/

harkaway.bsky.social•3 days ago

I feel like Big Bee is engaging in propagataganda

brooklynkid53bskys.bsky.social•3 days ago

{ in my dreams }

EDITOR: what have you got for me for tomorrow's paper ?

REPORTERS: [ describe stories ]

EDITOR: that is all dog bites man. Find something better.

REPORTERS: tomorrow is world bee day.

EDITOR: GREAT !! add in sex or drugs or crime, you got something !