One of them is a comedian, the other a tittie model. I know how to place my bets on this one. - ThreadSky

fjordfnord.bsky.social • 33 days ago

One of them is a comedian, the other a tittie model.

I know how to place my bets on this one.

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thaily.bsky.social•33 days ago

The tittie model.

benrackey.bsky.social•33 days ago

which one is which?

w1rral.bsky.social•33 days ago

You mean Skylar Skye is not a real name? So disappointed.

disavow.bsky.social•33 days ago

I know she is the victim of revenge porn and deepfakes, so what do I not know? She’s an actress with two Emmy nominations. Does she have a habit of baring her breasts for money on the regular?

noshayminthat.bsky.social•33 days ago

Now why are you bringing your misogyny into this? 🖕🏻

fjordfnord.bsky.social•33 days ago

Comedy is what he does.
Showing titties online is what she does.

Not hard to guess who was making the joke.

If she was a comedian and he posting dick pics, I'd know accordingly as well.

solospacepilot.bsky.social•33 days ago

So if he's a comedian, why wasn't that joke funny?

noshayminthat.bsky.social•33 days ago

You're being misogynistic.

fjordfnord.bsky.social•33 days ago

You sure you understand the term?

noshayminthat.bsky.social•33 days ago

Yes. Saying you’d trust a man over a woman just because she shows her body isn’t about logic—it’s misogyny. Women’s choices about their appearance don’t define their intelligence, honesty, or worth. Judging them for it is rooted in outdated, sexist double standards.

fjordfnord.bsky.social•33 days ago

I trust the professional comedian with a proven track record of delivering satiric comment over the random woman that has never produced meaningful content other than presenting her breasts.

And I'd do exactly the same if the genders were reversed.

binthed.bsky.social•33 days ago

😡

fjordfnord.bsky.social•33 days ago

Which statement do you disagree with?

binthed.bsky.social•33 days ago

Tiddie or not tiddie. Not.

drunkenbard.bsky.social•33 days ago

I'll trust a titty model over a comedian any day.

tiffany-greeneyes.bsky.social•33 days ago

I’m opposite. Models are artificially enhanced by companies to sell products they may never even use. Comedians point out the humor in the truth in order to make people laugh, the more honest and relatable their bits, the more successful they are. Unsure about this example, but comedy is more honest

drunkenbard.bsky.social•33 days ago

You've... Never personally known a model, have you?

anotherben.bsky.social•33 days ago

Be careful, you might get a thesis paper on why Matt Rife or Bill Maher is a better human than a bra model. 😂

That being said, it really depends on the comedian. Anthony Jeselnik? Definitely trust. That useless kill tony idiot? Feed him to the volcano gods of old.

fjordfnord.bsky.social•33 days ago

Depends on the topic.
Could also be a tittie comedian.

derril.bsky.social•33 days ago

So a comic that roasts plastic surgery fails? Could be fun

karaz01.bsky.social•33 days ago

Comedians watching episodes of Botched like MST3K? 😅

derril.bsky.social•33 days ago

thegreatdeliverer.bsky.social•33 days ago

I don't know how I found this thread, but I'm glad I did.

alexbetweeton.bsky.social•33 days ago

Great thinkers, on occasion, pass each other like ships in the night, as we float through this sea of banality.

redmcredred.bsky.social•33 days ago

A lot of us are "trusting" the "one of them is a comedian, the other a tittie model" part too.

Since we all only know who the girl from Stranger things and a bad Godzilla movie is.

1outta4 ain't bad? 😄👍

drunkenbard.bsky.social•33 days ago

I have access to a really vast network of information, so I did the leg work to confirm the identities of the parties in question.

/s

redmcredred.bsky.social•33 days ago

Ok I deleted it.. nobody wants that mental image 😂🤣

kellyscaletta.bsky.social•33 days ago

Is he a "conservative comedian" or a comedian who is funny?

djbellaspreads.bsky.social•33 days ago

This is stupid. Be best.

warriorseamstress.bsky.social•33 days ago

One of them's a decent human & one of them's a blisteringly thick 'comedian' who can't tell difference between acting & real life. But hey, you do you.