The Onion out here with zero-fucks to give. theonion.com/new-ice-agen... - ThreadSky

adelpreore.bsky.social • 13 days ago

The Onion out here with zero-fucks to give.

https://theonion.com/new-ice-agent-establishes-dominance-by-beating-up-bigge-1827632336/

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chelittle.bsky.social•13 days ago

And that is another crime committed by them. And that one is not going to save them. Ice is going to pay dearly and all those agents that were just going to pull that just following orders b******* or going to suffer directly and they must absolutely get the maximum penalty for their crimes f*** ice

madannie13.bsky.social•13 days ago

All I have to say is, "Where is Lorena Bobbit when you need her"?!

ocvc.bsky.social•12 days ago

Can’t wait to see one of these assholes in person so I can punch him in the face.

frozty2u.bsky.social•13 days ago

The Onion is owned & run by an idiot. His sense of humor leaves a lot to be desired.

He has his loyalist 445,000+ fools following him & the paper.

Reminds me too much like CatTurd on Twitter. Same MO.

The question has to be: How were these huge numbers following him, accrued?

jackiefromtexas.bsky.social•12 days ago

Kinda like this?

trdsf.bsky.social•13 days ago

I really wish I could tell if this is parody or not anymore.

adelpreore.bsky.social•12 days ago

Same. Nowadays, they just kinda lean into it.

barbadine.bsky.social•12 days ago

What a tough guy. Wonder how he would fair against these same kids in a dark alley.

browwiw.bsky.social•13 days ago

It says right here in the rulebook that Stormtroopers are NPC and that you don't get Dark Side Points for blasting them.

ox45tallboy.bsky.social•13 days ago

The problem is that we keep seeing their headlines in actual news a few days later.

cronepat.bsky.social•13 days ago

All these ice people, republicans, trump, Supreme Court need to be tried for war crimes

teedublavee.bsky.social•13 days ago

Love it! Gloves off! And they’re spraying the kids and parents again!

fucctrump.bsky.social•12 days ago

Gestapo fuckheads !

catdogluv.bsky.social•13 days ago

This has to be stopped

tom2050.bsky.social•13 days ago

Fuck ICE

everyday-inventor.bsky.social•13 days ago

they’re just seeing how long it takes until farce becomes reality

bobbee612.bsky.social•12 days ago

Hmmm, those ICE agents are sure tough on those 7 year old. I am sure when he gets home his wife puts a chain around his balls just to hear him scream like a 7 year old.

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