I ran an electrical charge thru bread and an apple in like the 6th grade for science class, and thought nothing happened. Now I’m concerned I temporarily gave the apple an anxiety attack.
The anxiety meat tricked rocks into thinking by running electricity through them too... Soon rocks will get anxiety and we'll have to trick something else into thinking...
At least you have the thinking rock to voice the opinion 😊 does it help that the rocks came from star dust? And since we technically do too, we've found a way to give stars anxiety. Weee!
Electrical charges are flowing through meat and generating thoughts and feelings. What an unnatural state of existence for the meat, no wonder it gets anxiety. Is the thinking meat even actually meat, or is it just the electrical signals running through the meat?
Must be hallucinations caused by the original Fungi and Animalia crossbred children living in the domain of Eukarya, making the meat worry about which kingdom within the domain of Eukarya they would come to dominate. Then lightning made the decision for them, and it's been sentient ever since. 🍸👽🚬
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Other bit of me: "Yeah, good thing you're not experiencing it through some weird indecipherable qualia state. That'd be really weird"
Materialistic me: "What?"
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I like my sugar sweet
But guarding fumes and making haste
It ain't my cup of meat”
—— Zimmerman