NEW: Donald Trump announces he is appointing his personal lawyer, Alina Habba, as U.S. Attorney for the District of New Jersey: "Alina will lead with the same diligence and conviction that has defined her career." - ThreadSky

rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social • 87 days ago

NEW: Donald Trump announces he is appointing his personal lawyer, Alina Habba, as U.S. Attorney for the District of New Jersey: "Alina will lead with the same diligence and conviction that has defined her career."

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keltweets-d.bsky.social•86 days ago

cougardesigns.bsky.social•86 days ago

he looks drunk. ask any bartender...that's the look

dixonmaiass.bsky.social•87 days ago

I’m glad he’s appointing all these idiot lawyers. They don’t know what they’re doing. They’ll lose a vast majority of the cases they bring against their “enemies.” It’ll give us all another opportunity to laugh at them.

gillow.bsky.social•86 days ago

The Andrew Tate fangirl?

itsjustellie.bsky.social•85 days ago

Eww. Really?

jmbenn.bsky.social•86 days ago

Hmmm...

Show of hands, who thinks she touched it? If we have a majority, I move that she be dubbed, "The Mushroom Princess"...

animalluvr.bsky.social•86 days ago

This woman is the dumbest bimbo on the planet and a loser besides.

nataliakerr.bsky.social•86 days ago

Habba, Hubba, Bubba.

rushstreetblues.bsky.social•86 days ago

I'm betting Melania loves this DonOld relationship with Alina Habba. It's another reason to stay out of his bed, but still enjoy the benefits of wealth.

waynestuart.bsky.social•86 days ago

“So President Trump, what was it that originally led you to believe this good looking young woman would make a good personal lawyer?”

magah8.bsky.social•86 days ago

Her name is Alina HandJobba. Get it right

erickabad.com•87 days ago

Well it's "Habba Dabba Dooo Time" in Jersey!!!

mililyg12.bsky.social•86 days ago

Nothing good will come out of this. At least DEI hired people with proper qualifications.

berkley14.bsky.social•86 days ago

More morons on rtump’s payroll. Problem is we are paying their salaries

footloos.bsky.social•86 days ago

Wow! What did John do to get booted?!

onewokecitizen.bsky.social•87 days ago

She went to one of the worst law schools in the country and doesn’t know how to introduce evidence in court. What’s the worst that could happen? 🤦🏽‍♂️🤡

karen5219.bsky.social•86 days ago

Anybody surprised?

saturdayknight49.bsky.social•86 days ago

Once again, Felon47 blinded by his penis.
Dump, you literally LOST your cases with this girl as your attorney.

theresistanceat.bsky.social•86 days ago

Sorry for New Jersey, SORRY!

pascal-leinert.de•87 days ago

Corruption at work.

theirminsul.bsky.social•86 days ago

It’s like Trump has become Jim Jones appointing his cult generals to power. The MAGA Kool Aid must be being prepared right now.

fipouf.bsky.social•86 days ago

how he is ridiculing the 🇺🇸 people

whereverlq.bsky.social•86 days ago

She's a stooge.

dagies.bsky.social•86 days ago

What a joke

drrenemd.bsky.social•86 days ago

Well, well, well. One thing she was *NEVER* good at was as an attorney. She lost his major cases. If the previous DOJ admin had been even slightly competent, we wouldn't be here today. So what else is she really good at, I wonder.

danamasse.bsky.social•86 days ago

Another Trump University grad.

taylormade56.bsky.social•86 days ago

Will she be residing at the Bedminster compound so she doesn't miss a party?

bluemm1.bsky.social•86 days ago

Her career, as a parking ticket attorney

malachiross.bsky.social•87 days ago

I’m surprised Alina has time for anything other than sifting through the layers of Donald’s fat to attempt to find his sad little mushroom.

sheethaduskrunner.bsky.social•86 days ago

I think he might actually speak the truth here - she will lead with the SAME diligence and conviction that has defined her career.

The District of New Jersey would have deserved someone with HIGH diligence and REALITY-BASED convictions, but here we are.

sgfleming.bsky.social•86 days ago

Habba said she would further the president's agenda.
That's not the role of a district attorney. She's not the president's personal attorney.
Trump and the Republicans continue to destroy the country.

fraziberry.bsky.social•86 days ago

She lost your biggest court case.

scribblenumbers.bsky.social•86 days ago

First statement of Trump's that I agree with. I am sure she WILL lead with the same diligence and conviction that has defined her career: none at all.

agood1.bsky.social•86 days ago

What could.. possibly go wrong?

thedigitizer.bsky.social•87 days ago

Dei hire.

randsta.bsky.social•86 days ago

He definitely got a blowie for that

ccope.bsky.social•86 days ago

Didnt she lose his case(s) for him? Oh. I see. It s because of her boobs, or something, right?

cedarplace.bsky.social•86 days ago

Because Khalil's case was transferred there 5 days ago.

Interference.

tink51.bsky.social•86 days ago

The first cast member for the new season of Jersey Shore.

phoenixg75.bsky.social•86 days ago

Translation: She was fired to be replaced with white male lawyers from Paul Weiss, but she knows too much to be sent back to Iran with her parents, so he's paid her off instead.

jfortwa.bsky.social•87 days ago

Is that a candle on that cake? Or rebar?

vmg-ylw.bsky.social•86 days ago

The ol' somethin' for somethin'...

Don't think for even a second that Trump didn't get a little somethin' for this promotion...

per52oskar.bsky.social•86 days ago

WOMIT ON TRUMP!

abby18335.bsky.social•86 days ago

Will lead w incompetance...

heressue.bsky.social•86 days ago

He put “Fair and Just” in quotes. Maybe he has a better grasp of irony than I give him credit for.

mat111.bsky.social•86 days ago

🤮🤮🤮

haem-o-cyte.bsky.social•86 days ago

Could it be that Trump has actually uttered a true sentence?

luiscayetano.bsky.social•83 days ago

"I'm a big fan," she said to rapist and sex trafficker Andrew Tate.

groovyavr.bsky.social•86 days ago

Her resume!

superwho86.bsky.social•86 days ago

Sounds like conflicted interest.

debbiehemenway.bsky.social•86 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

cdrjames.bsky.social•86 days ago

Ah, perfect. Tons of experience fixing parking tickets there while modeling part time

capnmanitou.bsky.social•86 days ago

LOLOLOL..
So sorry for NJ

lotsomiles.bsky.social•87 days ago

Seriously?!?

lynn0908.bsky.social•86 days ago

She has lost him like 500 million. She’s a terrible attorney.

juliatowe.bsky.social•86 days ago

ROTFLMAO! Didn't he say similar words about Giuliani, a few years back?

tiredofthisshit.bsky.social•87 days ago

Parking lot lawyer. Incompetent and corrupt. Tax cheat.

tabithasmom.bsky.social•86 days ago

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

meinthe603.bsky.social•86 days ago

All the best people, right? 🤡🤬

indie23.bsky.social•86 days ago

....thanks Alina and now bend your knees as usually....

landged.bsky.social•86 days ago

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-NJ resident

joonasbehm.bsky.social•87 days ago

If this is not so called "DEI" hired, then who is?

thebeardedpug.bsky.social•86 days ago

"I hired her because she has tits, and let me grab that pu$$y"

~Trump... probably.

mvlf.bsky.social•87 days ago

Bimbo!!

calamityking663.bsky.social•86 days ago

The White House as it stands today.

steelerchick.bsky.social•87 days ago

Poor NJ!!! Check her documents!! Check for tattoos!

keccak256.bsky.social•87 days ago

How does she even still have a license

jfortwa.bsky.social•87 days ago

Maybe no one has filed a claim against her with the bar assn. Someone should definitely do that.

jfortwa.bsky.social•86 days ago

Oops - I mean complaint. "Grievance against a Lawyer."

770yd.bsky.social•86 days ago

That would require her to actually prosecute a case. Don't believe she ever has.

jfortwa.bsky.social•86 days ago

Ha! Facts

sunnieskye.bsky.social•86 days ago

Yay! Fake laws, nonsensical conclusions to actual laws… what more could ya ask for!!
🫣

papajohn72.bsky.social•86 days ago

I thought they didn’t do DEI hiring. She obviously sucks as an attorney if you look at how well she did for her client the orange felon.

meagent.bsky.social•87 days ago

And you.wonder why his wife hates him...

libbyget.bsky.social•86 days ago

I do not wonder. 😡

william17403.bsky.social•86 days ago

She looks like a younger Melania

taucabalander.bsky.social•87 days ago

"I'd rather be pretty than smart.
I can fake being smart."
-- Alina Habba

brebie66.bsky.social•86 days ago

I guess all the asskissing Habba did helped. Here's another unqualified hire.

barrybarnes.bsky.social•86 days ago

More inbound intentional chaos to keep the country busy while he peddles the presidency for $

realjohnfkennedy.bsky.social•87 days ago

Diligence and conviction are the names he gave to her tits.

kton11.bsky.social•86 days ago

She definitely banged him to get this.

ky-blue17.bsky.social•86 days ago

Why hasn’t she been disbarred? She has been sanctioned multiple times, is unethical and has zero experience. She’s a fucking parking lot lawyer for her second husband.

ky-blue17.bsky.social•86 days ago

gishigan.bsky.social•86 days ago

This answers the question
Why would an attorney defend him knowing they probably wouldn't get paid.
Payment has now been awarded

r-heiler.bsky.social•86 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/r-heiler.bsky.social/post/3lkjl3gz35k2f

twall-arch.bsky.social•86 days ago

She has all the qualifications Drumpf requires. Strokes his ego and has boobs.

skipperick.bsky.social•86 days ago

Talk about the bottom of the barrel! I’ve been a lawyer (and retired judge) for over 50 years and I have never been more ashamed of the legal profession.