Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast theonion.com/man-replies-... - ThreadSky

theonion.com • 141 days ago

Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast
https://theonion.com/man-replies-stop-to-political-fundraiser-text-like-powerful-wizard-casting-spell-to-ward-off-mythical-beast/

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drosgood.bsky.social•141 days ago

djvagirl.bsky.social•141 days ago

Good grief!

stephenerich.bsky.social•141 days ago

I feel exactly this every time.

earthspeakorg.bsky.social•141 days ago

It’s #STOPGenocide

hmacg.bsky.social•140 days ago

This is why I will never give through act blue again. They sold my info and the texts never stopped. Even after the election. Only personal checks for political donations.

m3po22.bsky.social•141 days ago

novemberwitch2025.bsky.social•140 days ago

I cast Power Word: STFU!

zaxxxworlds.bsky.social•141 days ago

If he has good, luck, and charm. Maybe he should start his "own" fundraiser.

lmwilliamsphd.bsky.social•141 days ago

luftkraftpikk.bsky.social•141 days ago

If only 'UNDO' could be texted to have a mulligan for this POTUS election.

keithstalin.bsky.social•139 days ago

I can't get enough of you, Onion

binkythedorrmat.bsky.social•141 days ago

flipende'

blarina.bsky.social•141 days ago

It's the modern-day Super-Hydra. For every blocked text, it generates dozens of new ones, from new phone numbers.

tiredoyourish.bsky.social•141 days ago

Exactly! Pisses me the hell off!!!

crashtestcadavers.bsky.social•141 days ago

lol

katelynm.bsky.social•140 days ago

You shall not pass!

burningsands29.bsky.social•140 days ago

Hah! Now he knows how I feel!🤣

cade011.bsky.social•141 days ago

I'm considering replying with goatse in the future

loltyrjustice11.bsky.social•141 days ago

we need to start characterizing politics like dnd
instead of d.t. and elon, we have the dragon and his puppetmaster

thyme1152.bsky.social•140 days ago

Cryptmaster (2024)

princessjemmy.bsky.social•141 days ago

Godspeed, man. The spell doesn't always work with these jokers.

bobsacamano1.bsky.social•140 days ago

🤣

emnreviews.bsky.social•141 days ago

What showed up under this article when I went to read it:

"Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson: 'We All Have Crazy Ideas About Slavery When We're Horny'"

and

"Scarecrow Has Double Ds"

Aw. Dr. Crane just wanted to explore his feminine side.

And Mark's into M/s, but that's really more than I wanna think about