Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All theonion.com/guy-ord... - ThreadSky

kenaz00linski.bsky.social•62 days ago

He looks way too happy to have seen a ton of shit.

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abecedarian.bsky.social•62 days ago

There's a thousand yard state in there.

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jimcashel.bsky.social•62 days ago

Clearly the look I get every time I order an Athletic. 🙂

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ft-friendly.bsky.social•62 days ago

🤔 🍺 Well, very wise words...

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eternity-ae.bsky.social•62 days ago

Ton of shit.

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abecedarian.bsky.social•62 days ago

He's this close to crying

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mosesherrera.bsky.social•62 days ago

Now you can participate in social gatherings without feeling left out.

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poisonedal.bsky.social•62 days ago

Or he has pancreatitis. Have a guess how I know that!

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hamama2025.bsky.social•62 days ago

💔

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ancientevil.bsky.social•62 days ago

You’ve seen more than your fair share of shit too.

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dhite.bsky.social•62 days ago

No shit

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abecedarian.bsky.social•62 days ago

Just got out of rehab.

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hamama2025.bsky.social•62 days ago

😅

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swenglishlady.bsky.social•62 days ago

Ha ha a ton, I can verify

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mookstyfawker.bsky.social•62 days ago

This one hit a little too close to home.

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waterpikowner.bsky.social•62 days ago

Shot out to Heineken 0.0, that shit is so good

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thegreatindoors.bsky.social•62 days ago

Absolutely

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davethenuc.bsky.social•62 days ago

I'm going with no shit at all...ever.

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atticusthraxx.bsky.social•62 days ago

Clearly, the latter.

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sdvibe.bsky.social•62 days ago

When confronted with the speculation, nonalcoholic beer drinker looked a bit confused and said,"It's a bit embarrassing, really. My doctor told me I had to stop drinking alcohol 'cause I'm diabetic!" 🍻

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fpardalis.bsky.social•62 days ago

A ton. Trust me.

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abecedarian.bsky.social•62 days ago

He's barely holding it together.

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hellaholla.bsky.social•62 days ago

Let People Partially Enjoy Things

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thrash-panda.bsky.social•62 days ago

Not a coincidence that they chose Lynchburg for this

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