USDA Admits Weight Loss Not Possible For People Who Don’t Like Salmon
https://theonion.com/usda-admits-weight-loss-not-possible-for-people-who-don-1819579231/
https://theonion.com/usda-admits-weight-loss-not-possible-for-people-who-don-1819579231/
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Can afford ❌
To be fair I often need food to be rly flavorful or spicy for me to enjoy it most of the time
Fuck broccoli. I’ll take Brussels sprouts over them any day.
The brussels sprouts are microwaved, then hemp hearts & olive oil added.
Ugh. Ugh. Just thinking about it, I’m getting nauseous.
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- vegetable rotini or radiatore pasta
- salmon, seasoned, grilled, & shredded
- chopped olives
- drizzle of olive oil
- hint of garlic
That's all! Just toss & serve!
It's a chill job, so I'm told.
Salmon has negative calories, too, but, the degree to which is highly dependent on your diet. Specifically what is in your stomach, ready to be expelled WITH its calories. Slightly different mechanism at play.
Aw, an Onion article?? Who could have foreseen this? The betrayal!
of salmon a week without getting gout.
And aside from the 4lb bag of candy and 5/7 2liter bottles of soda, the several plates of bacon and all the other junk I eat every week, I never touch above 165pounds. & my cholesterol cholesterol score remains Zero
I'm 44
It’s a good think I like salmon then!
I used to buy fresh salmon all the time. When is was 6 bux a pound, not 20+ a pound.
And shunned from family for half a day after eating it. mm...