How The U.S. Is Resettling White South African Refugees theonion.com/how-the... - ThreadSky

darnett.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now that's funny...🤣

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himself132.bsky.social•1 day ago

So the country isn't full after all. It just has too many people of the wrong colour.

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rockfest.bsky.social•1 day ago

Some have been moved in down the road in Cartersville, Georgia

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cali-mom-of-2.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂

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thegreyhoundgirls.bsky.social•1 day ago

Send them to a really remote part of Alaska with no help whatsoever! Fake 🤬🤬’immigrants’. They are wealthy, racist 🤬🤬 and are the ones that should be deported not the hard working tax paying immigrants.

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rifka.bsky.social•1 day ago

the armband sweater

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leavetn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Read some are being placed in Missoula - why?? 🤞someone is tracking all the locations because there will be a reason.

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heyyouguys123.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Montana is a hub of right-wing thought and white supremacy.

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k2p2ssk.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh how cute ..carry the phones flag…photo op

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patdumond.bsky.social•1 day ago

Probably sent them all to Forsyth County GA where they would be right at home.

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mosphotos.bsky.social•1 day ago

Umm what

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ft-friendly.bsky.social•1 day ago

☝️🤕 Musk has his own city...

📌 Maybe will get new state.
(that, 51th)

📌🍗 Let Musk invite that White Refugees to his city !!!

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kbenjaminstone.bsky.social•1 day ago

“do another apartheid”

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johnthegeek.bsky.social•18 hours ago

This is so embarrassing.

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scoo-capybara.bsky.social•1 day ago

They should resettle the white Afrikaners in Stone Mountain, GA.

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sianofthedead.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh yeah. They should definitely come to Atlanta. We’ll welcome them with open arms. 😈

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iranphotos.bsky.social•1 day ago

One theory stipulates that they will start the Fourth Reich if you settle them anywhere near Israel. That’s why US was chosen bcos it already has one.

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amyoddo.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆😆😆

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kitjo82.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

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askmehow.bsky.social•1 day ago

The PayPal CoinBade oligarchs are building charter apartheid cities in areas that poor people can’t resist,

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bunnyjenkins.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is a good one. A chuff and chuckle with this peach!

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jake2404663.bsky.social•1 day ago

And southern border refugees...
Inhumane 🖕

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jaztazj.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🫥

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jayteeexcel.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I know this is meant to be satire. But the current reality is so stupid that this could pass as a valid headline

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astrowriter.bsky.social•3 hours ago

The entire past 100+ days. I read a headline. I think, oh that's the Onion for sure. Nope. Every. Single. Time. I eat the Onion.

Now I open posts on Reddit and Bsky going, Please be the Onion, please be the Onion...DAMN IT.

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azuraraenah.bsky.social•1 day ago

They are intentionally wanting to start trouble. Why are they even here?

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revjoey.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afrikaner_Weerstandsbeweging

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batcity.bsky.social•1 day ago

They look so oppressed.

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sdambrosio.bsky.social•1 day ago

😡

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canuck-progressive.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Black people will say "Well there goes the neighbourhood"

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remotelyinterested.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey The Onion, be kind to the nose! I think it may be tired of you being on it so frequently.

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gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•1 day ago

They call it "gentrifying" now.

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michaelcpaul.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, there’s a lot of empty housing in Detroit.

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jax1712.bsky.social•1 day ago

They're not refugees, they're white facists self entitled folk who can't gat away with their racist ways, apartheid/facism.

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vagreyman.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I never thought we were running so low on racists that we needed to import them.

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astrowriter.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Well you know, America can ALWAYS use more racists. Never have enough. Gotta keep all those POCs down.

/serious angry snark, not even sarcasm here

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julian-swearengin.bsky.social•1 day ago

You guys are on fire

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birdlover63.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

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mfkrjonez.bsky.social•16 hours ago

THEY ALL NEED TO FUCKIN LEAVE!
GO BACK TO AFRICA!

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himboblacksmith.bsky.social•13 hours ago

gotta teach 'em how to fill up a gas tank too

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notcrazyintexas.bsky.social•1 day ago

I actually think they should settle them (in small numbers) in historically black or brown neighborhoods.

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alacritous.bsky.social•1 day ago

Holy shit.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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davidwhutchinson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Load 'em up in a Swasticar and head 'em off to the nearest Motel 6.

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joonyna.bsky.social•1 day ago

On fire , onion!!

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vflowers84.bsky.social•1 day ago

Send them to International Falls, Minnesota. Whiter than White, but colder than an Igloo.

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ensignd.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean, with US track records, sponsoring another apartheid is not a stretch.

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theonetruedoink.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

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carelesswhisperer.bsky.social•1 day ago

Based on what I’ve heard, they’re sending them to Idaho.
I’m predicting that getting used to the miles-per-hour on the speedometer in their Mercedes Benz will probably be biggest challenge for them.

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rnmakingsense.bsky.social•1 day ago

Idaho is mostly white-red thinking folks-will assimilate easily, but their accent might cause them trouble.

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megacoolrulezao3.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Not "might," will. Afrikaaners have thick accents, and a couple of them despised the English so much, they didn't bother to learn it.

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northernsnowdog.bsky.social•1 day ago

#Compton

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bogyankee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Free membership for a year in the white supremacist organization of their choice?

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woodheap.bsky.social•1 day ago

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danrar.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well they seem to starting with Idaho where all of the white separatists have already been going.

But I’m sure that’ll happen soon.

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robinhood246.bsky.social•1 day ago

I had to read this a few times to realize the joke was in the subtitle.

Reality and satire continue to collapse towards singularity..

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grandpadave.bsky.social•1 day ago

Adding to the diversity of my state, Idaho!

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stillcontribute05.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Oh dear!! 😉

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tawandafree.bsky.social•1 day ago

I remember when the onion was satire

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rethen90.bsky.social•1 day ago

Onion always keepin it real.

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oconnellmark.bsky.social•1 day ago

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shelliblu.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Will they be going on welfare? Using Medicaid?

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sistercas.bsky.social•1 day ago

...And that's how Kendrick Lamar & Lady Gaga's cover of "Dubul' ibhunu" became 2025's song of the summer in the US.

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bodhidharma132001.bsky.social•12 hours ago

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rowaida.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I am a mother from Gaza. We are very tired, documenting the occupation's crimes and its killing of children and women, while the world watches silently. I hope that everyone interested will follow my account to see their crimes and my story.

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rowaida.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I hope you can stand with me and help my family survive. We are going through the hardest days of our lives. Your support can make a difference for us 💔💔

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uniteourstates.bsky.social•1 day ago

Do they know we do have black people here, too?

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cattlecrafts.bsky.social•1 day ago

Praying, begging, on my knees they move to my neighborhood so I can finally live out my dream of making a Boer's life absolute hell.

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curiosity-cat.bsky.social•1 day ago

hell yeah dude

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sianofthedead.bsky.social•1 day ago

Grok? Where did the Boers resettle?

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rondorland.bsky.social•1 day ago

I doubt not one single bullet point.
Doesn't America have enough white racists?

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minty-mint30.bsky.social•1 day ago

They just the Israelis and Russians now

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minty-mint30.bsky.social•1 day ago

*They just need

Fuck's sake

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magadauthan.bsky.social•1 day ago

probably not satire, at this rate

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noelravencort87.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean....the onion is just speaking facts because we are living in this hellish timeline

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christineu.bsky.social•1 day ago

Was like that under the George W Bush administration too. The foreign students at US-Madison seriously asked how to know which articles in the paper were real and which were fake. In their defense a lot of The Onion headlines were almost identical to the other papers.

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nicolemeigui.bsky.social•1 day ago

In an age when we can't determine if the AP headlines are satire, we are now having difficulty discerning The Onion's headlines as satire or fact checking news.

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write-or-die.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s weird how much they love apartheid when it doesn’t disproportionately affect themselves. Weird. No one better invite them to a cookout. The Afrikaans for sure put raisins in potato salad.

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assignedbrave.itch.io•1 day ago

Wait. Where's the satire. OH--the sub headline

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longue.bsky.social•16 hours ago

A White South African leaving his 5 bedroom house, dog, car, and even his own mother all in the name of "white genocide" to seek "safety" in the US. Somebody please make it make sense.

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patmac.bsky.social•13 hours ago

isn’t this the guy that was complaining about the jews on twitter

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longue.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Same guy yeah. Here is him with the shoet very happy.

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pedelpusher.bsky.social•1 day ago

I thought there was a housing shortage, so they're going to shelters like other immigrants

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paganoutlawsez.bsky.social•1 day ago

we already have a plethora of white trash in USA

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minty-mint30.bsky.social•1 day ago

One too many crackers

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paganoutlawsez.bsky.social•1 day ago

kkkrackers = undeveloped creatures from the very shallow bottom end of the gene pool, located next to the ConOld Plump Golden Showers Slip & Slide.. the first Yellow Snow Cone is free

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mtb13colorado.bsky.social•1 day ago

Republicans are white supremacists. Everyone knows it. Time to remove them from society or get out of the way.

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m68ken.bsky.social•1 day ago

Jesus Christ.

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pmmbscs.bsky.social•1 day ago

Send them back!!!

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lydt.bsky.social•1 day ago

I figured they'd resettle them in the most most segregated parts of the deep south in order to help them assimilate.

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heyyouguys123.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I was thinking just send them to Idaho. They'll fit in there.

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e-nig-mak.bsky.social•23 hours ago

They are not refugees.

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niecey.bsky.social•20 hours ago

it’s satire😭

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willyfperez.bsky.social•9 hours ago

OMG, I didn't know onions has such big balls.

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voicefromthemtn.bsky.social•1 day ago

I wish they would do another one.

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mothperson404.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's Musk's job

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pharmesq.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m sure we’ll all get them jobs in the justice department civil rights division

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godless2.bsky.social•1 day ago

There are moments when I'm not sure if The Onion is being satirical or just lazy, and stealing headlines directly from the NY Times.

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thetobster.bsky.social•1 day ago

Putting them in Black neighborhoods? That is forcing our POC to put up with these racists? Not fair at all.

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thesteamdriven.bsky.social•1 day ago

Those shorts alone are a hate crime.

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borderwalker.bsky.social•1 day ago

refugees you say…..???

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guitarnut.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Importing Apartheid ...

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ampedup.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is one of those times when the satire is less wild than the things they're actually doing

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myselfnzyme.bsky.social•1 day ago

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myselfnzyme.bsky.social•1 day ago

Alt text above gif [Shaquille O'Neil stifling laughter and lifting a sheet of paper to his face. Shit attempt to cover it up since he's like 7 ft and built like a brick sh*t house, succumbs to naughty lad giggles]

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gordonmoat.bsky.social•1 day ago

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