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iamtheaquarian.bsky.social
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9 days ago
That was just the automated answering service. Thor was getting his hammer polished. Woooooo!!
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rheuphus.bsky.social
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9 days ago
better not give the MAGGOTS any ideas.
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feralhusband.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Aw man she was my prom date. RIP Natty. I hope this counts as battle and you see Valhalla tonight.
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muttgooch99.bsky.social
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9 days ago
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iranphotos.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Pretty sure it was not Zeus bcos Zeus only impregnates people. 😁
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nazamber.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Depends what Zeus.
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deathbymeteor.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Loki, seeing an opportunity, doesn't miss
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bdyguy.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Never wear irony in a thunderstorm.
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richardvalenty.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Jeez, blame the victim whydontcha?
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crankebastard.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Poor kid.
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michaelmccarthy92.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Thor denies all involvement, wishes the family and loved ones well.
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kinseydulcet.bsky.social
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9 days ago
He's just re-upping his pre-paid, no biggie
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1bigbullshitbill.bsky.social
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jaysartcorner.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Spoiler alert, it was Zeus.
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artikanonim.bsky.social
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9 days ago
That's the dark humor I am looking for.
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dunring.com
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9 days ago
I go into buildings slated for demolition and curse Zeus, which saves taxpayers lots of money.
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autismsupsoc.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Btw …
Thursday is literally Thor’s Day. So … this would be funnier to me if it happened on a Thursday instead of Frigg’s Day.
(Tuesday & Wednesday are also named after Norse gods)
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captaindoomsday.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Hold my beer while I go curse Thor in the name of Trump
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petersealy.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Well, I guess she's getting the chance to take it up with him personally now!
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heavy-meddle-phd.bsky.social
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royalentity.bsky.social
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9 days ago
that's why im not fucking with my sisters gods im scared of getting stabbed or electrocuted
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tiago-sankornegay.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Thors and Freyas ⚡️ 🙏🏼 😢
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thebatman9000.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Servers her right!
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metroslo.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Would've been more of coincidence if it had been Thursday instead
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blueskyfire.bsky.social
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9 days ago
There are some weird gods getting a lot of play these days.
The winners seem to all be weird gangly guys that look like sweaty comb-over Hitler who stayed on the side of some rando Mesopotamian god.
Hail What’s-his-name!
The god of… forgetting
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strawberryskates.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Is this a cautionary tale? Doesn't matter, will still shake fist at horny sky god in disdain
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dennydorko.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Sounds like she was asking for it.
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atticusthraxx.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Probably works better than say Beatlejuice three times.
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99edgar.bsky.social
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mixtmeta4.bsky.social
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9 days ago
She must have been hammered at the time.
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mcm1207.bsky.social
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9 days ago
That happened to my neighbor’s cousin!
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midwestfolkpunk.bsky.social
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9 days ago
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nekrobomb.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Thor is real?
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zeke235.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Go outside, curse at a cloud, and find out.😈
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nekrobomb.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Never. Clouds are good people.
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tardiskicia.bsky.social
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headlessdogman.bsky.social
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9 days ago
thats how they get ya
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paganoutlawsez.bsky.social
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9 days ago
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surt.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Thor didn't miss her, but I will. 😢
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vulcant1369.bsky.social
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9 days ago
She should have yelled for Loki or Odin
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thegreatdeliverer.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Verily, Thor was busy doing AVENGERS work at the time, so it could not be He!
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howa.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Maybe Loki was impersonating him lol.
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thegreatdeliverer.bsky.social
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tonytoon.bsky.social
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9 days ago
My only hope in life is that if I'm ever struck by lightning and survive, I have the presence of mind to shout "that all you got?" at the heavens in plain view of any bystanders.
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jhnoonan.bsky.social
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9 days ago
But then you get hit by a bus. 🤷♂️
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97wolverine.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Test a TRUE God will you!
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ericpoe.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I'm surprised that it wasn't last Thorsday
Guess who Thursday is named for in Germanic languages like English and Norwegian?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_the_days_of_the_week
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ericpoe.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I'm surprised that it wasn't last Thorsday
Guess who Thursday is named for in Germanic languages like English and Norwegian?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_the_days_of_the_week
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jhnoonan.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Is Thor aware of the fucking US President? 😬
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idiotsrule.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Well, I'm sure she'll be back.
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americannativex.bsky.social
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9 days ago
@thorbenson.bsky.social the onion is talking shit about you! lol 😂 HaHa Defamation?
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Thursday is literally Thor’s Day. So … this would be funnier to me if it happened on a Thursday instead of Frigg’s Day.
(Tuesday & Wednesday are also named after Norse gods)
The winners seem to all be weird gangly guys that look like sweaty comb-over Hitler who stayed on the side of some rando Mesopotamian god.
Hail What’s-his-name!
The god of… forgetting
Guess who Thursday is named for in Germanic languages like English and Norwegian? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_the_days_of_the_week
Guess who Thursday is named for in Germanic languages like English and Norwegian? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_the_days_of_the_week