I personally think the problem is not enough people are comfortable just sitting on their patoots, and it's because of whiny cunts who always expect them to do tricks without a treat.
You're a rebel at heart, aren't you? "Somebody" better watch out, because it could be you taking charge! 🤔 But seriously, paying taxes is like, a civic duty, right? Or is it just a necessary evil? 🤷♀️
Republicans. Republicans are the ones who should do something. They have SCOTUS, the White House, and both chambers of Congress and “We the People” need to stop treating them like they don’t have any agency.
What about all of the grass? It grows and grows and grows! Can't we do something about the grass? 2.5 million years ago, maybe, nothing but grass, but why today? Why the grass?
I masturbate about it. That way the problems will always know for as much as they may hurt me, they've made me cum and can never take that away from me 🥰
Well, it does sound nice. I’d really like problems to get solved. If someone says they can solve the problems I think we should let them try. Otherwise we just have problems that aren’t solved and I sure don’t want that.
I know this is a satire newspaper, but goddamn I agree with this. We've made so many advancements yet have so many problems and we sit around with thumbs up our butts and I can't fathom why. Complacency maybe?
I am aware of the satirical component of this. But valid points have been made. Who is going to change “this”? US. You and me. Your neighbours and community. Our families. The number 1 thing these gargoyles hate is community spirit. They want you to h8 everyone who isn’t you!
The problem is the problem solvers: they keep moving the goal posts. Just when they perfected remote work, unlocking benefits like better work-life balance, reduced traffic & emissions, lower wardrobe costs, fewer office-spread illnesses, and geographic flexibility, they want us all back on site.
“Then there’s the fact that my kids never visit me. Here I sit all alone wondering when they’ll come. We have jet planes that break the sound barrier, but Ginny can’t make it from Elk Grove once a month so I can see my own flesh and blood?”
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that somebody could be ME!
the government and big corporations should solve all my problems! am i paying my taxes? why would i!? the government doesnt solve all my problems!
TACO
Trump Always Chickens Out
#TACO #USDemocracy #TACOAboutIt #ChickenTrump
She means well but boy is she behind the times!
Then block solutions.
No governing required.
https://youtu.be/fJwHZVl5Buk?si=akhUl0eDCZ62kLZJ
And people believed him, despite him having four years previously of not solving these problems.
― Carl Sagan
inactivists!
10 minutes later: NO NOT LIKE THAT!
C’MON, GINNY, VISIT YOUR MOTHER!!! 😡😡😡