oh god I just realized we’re gonna get some James Bond origin story prestige series where he’s at a prep school gala and gets carded trying to order a martini and then winks straight into the camera
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There’s also going to be a moment when he bumps into a young lady on the street and she’s going to pick up her books and walk away saying “gosh he walks like he has a license to kill”
And you know who those two are going to be later right *groans*
Except in this timeline he is an actual fascist protecting the world from the bolshevic. Trotsky is a mad man that must be stoped before he is able to poison the world with critical thought. 007 is the headmasters spank room.
His love interest, who died, made him his favorite martini
It was stirred, not shaken. It's actually how he prefers it, but after her untimely death that shaped him deeply but was never mentioned again, he never gets it stirred again, in her honor
Lil Jimmy Bond getting a martini stirred not shaken and waking up with the worat hangover, determines it must be the fault of the preparation style not the alcohol
It's worse than that. They'll devote an entire season to his gap year, where he tries to perfect a vodka martini. Only in the final episode will he meet a mixologist who tells him not to stir it. It will be Surf Dracula and everyone knows it.
Brian I'm sure I missed it so could you point me to your dissertation regarding the fact that a show with a lead character named "Hezekiah Moscow" debuted this week?
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There’s also going to be a moment when he bumps into a young lady on the street and she’s going to pick up her books and walk away saying “gosh he walks like he has a license to kill”
And you know who those two are going to be later right *groans*
*Bond theme*
"The names Bezos. Jeff Bezos."
Then a wink from his lop-sided face.
It was stirred, not shaken. It's actually how he prefers it, but after her untimely death that shaped him deeply but was never mentioned again, he never gets it stirred again, in her honor
I am not watching Scott Baio in this crap.
Your own origin story scene has a very real ‘Prime’ feel to it, though. Too real. Worryingly so.
(even more Gen-Xy…couldn’t bear people thinking I did it on purpose 😅)
I'm entering my Prime *winks extra hard *