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indyfromspace.bsky.social
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53 days ago
I know everything is awful but also my 200 million year old salt expires this year, what are the chances
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sadknob.bsky.social
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53 days ago
hahahaha!π€£
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anniemayi.bsky.social
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53 days ago
One of the many things to feel salty aboutβ¦
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telemark.bsky.social
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53 days ago
Technically, all salt is "salt of the earth."
I'll see myself out
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insidesunshine.bsky.social
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53 days ago
2025 - too salty even for salt
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djl.bsky.social
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53 days ago
Clearly should have bought it a few years earlier. Now it'll be useless.
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shaunc.bsky.social
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53 days ago
Maybe it's actually newer salt & they used sodium-22? Does it glow faintly in the dark?
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theresaapodaca.bsky.social
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53 days ago
Margaritas until itβs gone.
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emyrdavies.bsky.social
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53 days ago
Just put it in some salt, that'll preserve it.
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towerdan.bsky.social
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53 days ago
I think you can keep it fresh by adding water and letting it dry back out to let the younger ions in.
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jasonhindle.bsky.social
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53 days ago
What does salt do when it expires?
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rebeccaminelga.com
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53 days ago
π
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geoshanz.bsky.social
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53 days ago
Shoulda canned it. π
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ceresromana.bsky.social
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53 days ago
Time for chippy chips and plenty of em π₯
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tancred1098.bsky.social
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53 days ago
It is well known that expired salt turns into diamonds, so lucky you. I still have 18 millions years to wait.
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deliciouslegacy.bsky.social
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53 days ago
Ahahahaa oh no what bad luck!
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indyfromspace.bsky.social
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53 days ago
*sad trombone*
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deliciouslegacy.bsky.social
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53 days ago
πππ
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mapperwocky.bsky.social
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53 days ago
Did that realization leave youβ¦salty? π€ͺ
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thespoileralert.bsky.social
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53 days ago
Planned obsolescence
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