"Noem’s purse was stolen when a masked man walked into Capital Burger ... The man passed two plainclothes Secret Service officers who were sitting at the bar on his way to her table, which was upstairs." I'm sorry, what? Masked? In public? Wasn't that a give-away? www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat... - ThreadSky

markzaidesq.bsky.social • 15 days ago

"Noem’s purse was stolen when a masked man walked into Capital Burger ... The man passed two plainclothes Secret Service officers who were sitting at the bar on his way to her table, which was upstairs."

I'm sorry, what? Masked? In public? Wasn't that a give-away?

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/man-believed-stolen-dhs-chief-kristi-noems-purse-custody-rcna203176

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markzaidesq.bsky.social•15 days ago

I presume it is a "Covid" medical mask, which many people still wear, but way it is described sounds quite different!

Of course, this will solely be abt "he is illegal!!". I would still like to know why Noem had $3k in cash.

gdunn48124.bsky.social•14 days ago

There's no evidence of this.

orchid-pixie.bsky.social•14 days ago

To make it look like "grand theft". It was staged.

suebeedefender.bsky.social•15 days ago

In my state any theft under a certain value is only a misdemeanor so they may have jacked up the value because who else knew how much cash she had? What is the red-line in DC?

jennofark.bsky.social•15 days ago

It's a twofer. They get to claim, at least for now, that it was an illegal immigrant criminal who Biden let walk into the country across our open borders - whose name and origin they can't reveal for reasons - who was wearing a mask, which clearly we should outlaw before the bird flu pandemic.

truexted.bsky.social•15 days ago

Cash for illicit Botox and filler purchases.

listessotempo.bsky.social•15 days ago

She is an idiot. Who puts their bag under their seat, out of sight, when it contains $3,000.

daverakowski.bsky.social•15 days ago

It was tip money she stole from wait staff and bartenders...

overit1971.bsky.social•15 days ago

I do not believe this propaganda. There’s no way this was an undocumented immigrant. It’s all lies.

fisher-studio.com•15 days ago

Do not let go of that question until we get something that makes sense. It’s possible the truth makes no sense, like shooting a puppy, but please do not let go.

avernalaw.bsky.social•15 days ago

If It's about bribery, I want to know about it

thedrummer.bsky.social•15 days ago

Some people may need to pay for a hotel room in cash to avoid having a credit card record of it.

roxannedarling.bsky.social•15 days ago

I am waiting for him to say, possibly, “There was not $3000 in the purse. She is lying, hoping to make bank on the theft.”

ellem111.bsky.social•14 days ago

😂

plannedtheride.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'd like to know why she had her passport with her.
To me, that's odder than the cash.

wheezer2024.bsky.social•15 days ago

Also a go bag. Probably

avernalaw.bsky.social•15 days ago

I saw a lot of people with a lot more cash than that in the casino last night

crankypants1.bsky.social•15 days ago

It was clearly a masked vaccinated illegal immigrant who got his job thieving from dei.

sanasp.bsky.social•15 days ago

The highest charge on that complaint and warrant will be “wearing a face-diaper-mask alone in his car” - brainwashed by Dr Fauci. Then the theft.

cocodiamond.bsky.social•14 days ago

i'm starting to think she left her purse at home and just threw a collossal tantrum and needed someone to blame.

keithbro.bsky.social•15 days ago

She wanted to score some ice from ms-13.

klberts.bsky.social•15 days ago

This story has changed so many times you’d think someone was trying to rewrite the plot for Gone with the Wind.

cherzvt.bsky.social•15 days ago

I try to avoid being paranoid but i simply don’t believe this story.

eighthdayarts.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'd like to know why they're lying. Staged, just like the "assassination" attempts.

bonezglass.bsky.social•14 days ago

dappyhayes.bsky.social•15 days ago

"A professional thief in the country illegally targeted the woman selling that exact narrative at a low point in her ratings..."

It's almost like reality TV.

jasperhermes.bsky.social•14 days ago

Wait — he was illegal?! SHOCKED by that claim!

bagpiper59.bsky.social•15 days ago

Of course he was.

chiefsadface.bsky.social•15 days ago

Must have thought is was someone cos-playing ICE Agent, like she does.

madoverpolitics.bsky.social•15 days ago

masked guy walks in & he goes upstairs which doesn’t trigger bodyguards attention. He goes by her table, grabs the bag. All the shit in there it wasn’t small bag. She doesn’t notice? Nobody around her. I notice masked people these days. It’s unusual. This is staged for sympathy. Cuz she’s a monster

hihkatharine.bsky.social•15 days ago

The entire story is bs.

sir-umen-of-otic.bsky.social•14 days ago

Probably wearing an n95 mask which I'm sure she was completely fine with 🤣🤣🤣

lilelile.bsky.social•14 days ago

Makes sense. They thought he was one of them.

soundgood2.bsky.social•14 days ago

They were covid type masks, you know they don’t have any problem with those!

phoebe1313.bsky.social•14 days ago

Story really stinks of gop

danihere.bsky.social•15 days ago

I sincerely doubt they’ve caught the thief. More like we arrested a brown guy and he’s our scapegoat

pensivepositive.bsky.social•14 days ago

bmaull.bsky.social•14 days ago

I wonder how much effort the pigs would put in to find the person that stole your purse

beegees4ever.bsky.social•15 days ago

This was a set-up!

doughnut678.bsky.social•14 days ago

Right oh, we believe you 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥, more likely a homeless vet

carecarebeary.bsky.social•14 days ago

I just really need to know if there was ping pong involved, implied, or adjacent.

suzypugs.bsky.social•14 days ago

Secret service at the bar was more concerning for me. I always mask indoors. Still.

chickadee46.bsky.social•14 days ago

Secret service at the bar while she was in the restaurant section of the establishment????

ogredragon.bsky.social•14 days ago

"Hi Ho Silver and away" I'm curious why they aren't mentioning the gun in her purse... you know the good gal with the gun stops those pesky robbers.. or the " Christianity" of it .. when a person steals you cloak you are supposed to give them your jacket .. they need it more than you

msbak.bsky.social•14 days ago

The whole thing is weird....

wtfjusthappened.bsky.social•14 days ago

And like how did they know where her purse with $3000 in it was? Or that it had $3000 in it. Such BS

lapoodella.bsky.social•14 days ago

Was it an N-95 mask?

gene-bernache.bsky.social•14 days ago

No. Plenty of people still mask in public.

rond92105.bsky.social•15 days ago

Well of course they would say he's illegal!!...surprised they didn't claim the person was autistic and trans as well!...what a croc of shit...

tjgrundy.bsky.social•15 days ago

Secret Service is downstairs. Protecting client upstairs. Masked man walks past Secret Service downstairs and goes upstairs. Sits next to protected client and steals her purse. Walks back downstairs past Secret Service. Gets away.

Riiiiiight.

mselizabeth.bsky.social•14 days ago

superlocious.bsky.social•14 days ago

A masked man walked into Capital Burger, passed 2 plainclothes Secret Service officers on his way to her table, sat down next to Noem’s table, put his foot on her purse to drag it toward himself, picked it up, tucked it under his jacket and walked out, passing the protection agents on his way out 👀

aircatcher555.bsky.social•14 days ago

If the perpetrator was masked, then how do they know it was an "illegal"?

ww444.bsky.social•15 days ago

Really?! Then show us his ILLEGAL STATUS... because I for one do NOT believe them 100% and how was he able to steal Barbie Doll Noem's purse with all the 'protection' around her?

And this Administration expects us to feel safe?!

Why?

noticernoticing.bsky.social•15 days ago

The whole thing is a lie to get rid of her phone

imnoexpert.com•14 days ago

They must have assumed they were masked ICE officers there to pickup the 2 year old alcoholic sitting alone at the bar muttering anti-Trump slurs.

hckid24.bsky.social•14 days ago

They thought he was an ICE/DHS agent.

lapoodella.bsky.social•14 days ago

When he passed the Secret Service agents they thought he was heading to the kitchen to arrest and deport the dishwashers, cooks, etc.

pablomatramp.bsky.social•15 days ago

Remember when she was assaulted by a tap on the shoulder?

auntie-grizelda.bsky.social•14 days ago

Nancy Mace isn't Kristi Noem, though they are interchangeably pukeworthy.

pablomatramp.bsky.social•14 days ago

followed

yarnartist.bsky.social•14 days ago

People still despise her for murdering Cricket and the goat. No one likes her. Maybe this was some stupid bid to try to gain people’s sympathy because poor little Gestapo Barbie lost her Gucci purse full of money.

yarnartist.bsky.social•14 days ago

Is there actually a thief? Did the twit check with the lost & found? Was her bag actually lost/stolen? Was she drunk? So many questions! It’s like The Ear incident with Krasnov last year in PA. These MAGAts are nuts.

retcan.bsky.social•15 days ago

*illegal* gives the game away…

steve-wood.bsky.social•15 days ago

Where was she eating ? A place where a masked man can walk up to a table and steal a big bag without alerting her security.
After Trump's 'assassination' attempt, it's looking like US protection is a bit shit.

onetwitpony.bsky.social•14 days ago

They probably thought the masked guys were ICE agents

maurar.bsky.social•14 days ago

She is a liar

hanni68.bsky.social•14 days ago

The only prerequisite for becoming a Republican.

cocodiamond.bsky.social•14 days ago

oh come on, they're all liars. maga are just violent white supremecist religious nut job murdering liars. that's the distinction.

kestell7881.bsky.social•13 days ago

Sounds like a likely scenario 😂😂they really need to get someone else to write up their stories this is not even believable!!

jdgaumer.bsky.social•14 days ago

This all sounds too tidy of a story for me. I call bullshit.

featherbrainedfarm.bsky.social•15 days ago

Their lies aren't even halfway believable. You'd think they could come up with something a little more likely.

gregmlink.bsky.social•14 days ago

“Since he was wearing a mask, we thought he was one of the ICE crew”

quesadilla79.bsky.social•14 days ago

Service so secret nobody saw it

nug.monster•15 days ago

i mean no, lots of people still wear masks because covid is still a thing.

fredomforall22.bsky.social•14 days ago

It must haven Hegseth sitting at the bar

ginalolajupiter.bsky.social•14 days ago

It helps when you have been drinking for THREE HOURS! I like alcohol but that’s a long time to sit in a bar.

edwinmix.bsky.social•15 days ago

forced2bnice2u.bsky.social•14 days ago

Why no perp walk? Why no name? I smell bull💩‼️

jackwrangl.bsky.social•14 days ago

With this regime's stellar record on integrity and truth, I'm sure that's totally what happened....

groovn.bsky.social•14 days ago

Sounds like it was staged.... doesn't make sense. Why would he go past all the other people in the restaurant, walk upstairs, and happen to steal her bag that just so "happen" to have 3k.... real? I think not 🤔

wdgnw.bsky.social•15 days ago

iamnursetrish.bsky.social•15 days ago

They’re lying about everything. They they just picked up someone brown and got lucky cause it was an actual undocumented immigrant. They targeted this guy and now they’re falsely accusing him. I will never believe a word that comes out of the mouth of a republican.

run-dzeiher-run.bsky.social•14 days ago

"Meth. She's on it!"

mawm.bsky.social•14 days ago

Its likely making medical face masks seem criminal

pauld444.bsky.social•15 days ago

What kind of restaurant was she in that allowed an alleged masked man to “scout” the room?
What kind of idiot puts a “nice-looking purse” containing $3K in a spot where it can be easily swiped?
What kind of person blames a (conveniently ) illegal immigrant for her stupidity?
Oh right.
Kristi Noem.

anathemaweatherwax.bsky.social•15 days ago

It was a surgical mask, the kind many people wear still to prevent illness.

triplozero.bsky.social•14 days ago

These are the dumbest people on the planet.

unclepeneaux.bsky.social•15 days ago

She can't keep her own purse secured.

She's the Chief of Homeland Security.

nursegenius1019.bsky.social•14 days ago

Why are they sitting at the bar? Apparently not watching or paying attention. Mighty tasty burger

doyle-westbrook.bsky.social•14 days ago

She can’t even make her lies the least believable.

elijahplovejoy.bsky.social•14 days ago

30 yrs of defense work tells me that the chance they got the wrong guy is high. I'd had loved to represent the guy.

rockkazooy.bsky.social•14 days ago

Her story has more holes than Swiss cheese.

bondfrank.bsky.social•15 days ago

She must exchange tall tales with Nancy Mace. 🤦‍♂️

nineseveneight.bsky.social•15 days ago

LMAO! "Anddddd scene!"

caesarrodney2025.bsky.social•15 days ago

Well, in fairness, he wasn't carrying a giant sack with a money symbol on it, so how were they to know he was a bad guy? 😆

mediocrecoder.bsky.social•15 days ago

Not sure why you’re struggling with this - there’s actual video. No sound, but he def wasn’t speaking English

yetanotherthing.bsky.social•14 days ago

This story keeps getting more and more ridiculous

isthisreallife421.bsky.social•14 days ago

LIAR! It’s so obvious! She’s framing someone. What a fucking sicko.

ffa1984.bsky.social•14 days ago

Not a giveaway for several well trained SS agents! I think all of them were blind drunk!

bed52.bsky.social•15 days ago

The more you hear, the worse it gets. The Secret Service has become a pathetic joke:

amymarie3456.bsky.social•15 days ago

I don’t think secret service is paid even minimum wage. Who would do that job? Cult followers or people (with no record) who can’t get a job anywhere. Do they care about protecting people who treat them as subhuman?

debbie-nosnibor.bsky.social•15 days ago

The starting salary for a Secret Service Special Agent varies based on location & qualifications, but generally falls within the $53,510 to $58,933 range for a GL-7 or GL-9 level. Depending on experience & promotions, full pay potential can reach $129,472 to $142,595 at the GS-13 level. 🤷🏾‍♀️

amymarie3456.bsky.social•15 days ago

So, not enough to pay back college loans or rent your own apartment. Looks like police starting salaries have that range from red states with the lowest & blue at the highest. I just wonder who would do that job and how hard it would be to be treated as subhuman esp by female if racist/sexist.

debbie-nosnibor.bsky.social•14 days ago

The starting pay is enough to rent your own apartment. 4,000+ work for the Secret Service. It’s a highly coveted job w/benefits that include student loan repayment assistance. Police want to be Secret Service agents. Don’t disparage the men & women of the Secret Service. Research don’t wonder.

amymarie3456.bsky.social•14 days ago

No disparagement intended. The starting salary is higher than minimum wage- until you reach the annual cap and are working for free. But the cap is over 200K now, so then you could afford an apartment, even in LA!
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/03/us/politics/secret-service-staffing-retention-hiring.html?unlocked_article_code=1.DE8.6qG2.PX9VC-l4H-3Z&smid=url-share

amymarie3456.bsky.social•14 days ago

I think of ex-military taxi driver armed & envisioning his secret service encounter while planning to kill politician to get back at one of his campaign workers who rejected him. I wanted the image of him in the crowd imitating the secret service man.

longreach.bsky.social•15 days ago

Was wondering if same SS smiling as they hustled Orange from the bad shooter man and he was thrusting his fist in the air.

amymarie3456.bsky.social•15 days ago

We learned if anti-social personality (ASP) and parents community didn’t like authority, broke law -joined gangs, etc. if ASP and parents/community liked authority/law, ended up in corporate middle management, security guards, etc.

actiontogethernj.bsky.social•15 days ago

Apparently it was a medical mask. But I'd like to know how he got out when the Secret Service was sitting there...

erickbt.bsky.social•15 days ago

They say “masked man” because no one will put together the other details

nola2atx78.bsky.social•14 days ago

It was Professor Plumb, in the dining room, with a purse!!!! 🤣😂

majhium.bsky.social•14 days ago

Not really. Plainclothes Secret Service officers thought he was a MAGA operative who by default wear masks. So ignore him.

egandale.bsky.social•14 days ago

She’s an embarrassment

howard-1931.bsky.social•15 days ago

What a set-up.

werner-kaffl.bsky.social•14 days ago

Rename it. DHI - Department of Homeland Insecurity

wotsnottolike.bsky.social•15 days ago

Illegal. They would say that wouldn't they.

simplygurn.bsky.social•14 days ago

Well what are the odds, if he wasn’t an illegal he’s one now…

trishmcd1981.bsky.social•14 days ago

Cough, set up, cough. Last week, it was said the purse was under her chair in restaurant. She thought her gchildren were under her chair. What kind of g-mother allows her gchildren to play on a dirty restaurant floor? Now we have a masked illegal. Set up.

jmortj5.bsky.social•15 days ago

What a sham!

brooklyndian.bsky.social•15 days ago

The behind the scenes conversation with the spokespeople: 'hey they were dumb enough to vote for him, they'll believe this story.'

cleah44.bsky.social•14 days ago

Lets be real here - was her purse really stolen? Or is this a way to entrap someone who might be an immigrant to accuse them, and defend deporting them?

momofmaddog.bsky.social•15 days ago

This sounds like a lie a child tells their parent when they’re trying to get away with something stupid.

scienceintheend.bsky.social•15 days ago

So this arrest was brought to you by the same folks who crudely photoshopped MS 13 onto the innocent man’s knuckles, right?
The most profoundly dishonest administration in history, right?
Color me dubious.

suttn.bsky.social•15 days ago

I think he was wearing a surgical mask, the kind we wore during Covid.

craftybehr.bsky.social•14 days ago

Are we to believe this like the ketchup on the ear with no injury to speak of ? Nothing from this administration other than totalitarianism is believable !

ellem111.bsky.social•14 days ago

Probably not ketchup though, the smell would have made him hungry, and he's harder to manage when he's hungry, so it was fake blood, a fraud from one end the the other.

lobleytea.bsky.social•14 days ago

He would have tried to eat his own ear and then there would have been an injury. Objectively better plan than what actually happened lol

pookdeville.bsky.social•14 days ago

marie012.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

sadgran.bsky.social•15 days ago

Wait, I thought it was the shaggy haired stranger that did the deed?

brutalrealist.bsky.social•15 days ago

How conVENient…..

bruce85623.bsky.social•15 days ago

It's nice to see the Secret Service screw up the way they did when Obama was president.

poetdevotee.bsky.social•15 days ago

I don't believe a WORD of anything this administration says about ANYTHING. They lie like rugs.

conniecherry.bsky.social•14 days ago

No way! Not believable, even for a second. Did she take him to a ditch and shoot him? That i would believe

kitty-ama9.bsky.social•14 days ago

Story in progress. Literally changes daily now

3k0bolds.bsky.social•14 days ago

We're not going to go there, because it's a set-up for mask bans.
And we won't be having any of those, thanks.

okaynova.bsky.social•15 days ago

The salary for the governor of of South Dakota is $139K. How does she afford Rolex watches, $4,400 bags, just carry around $3K in pocket money?

dangermouse911.bsky.social•14 days ago

fckrz.bsky.social•15 days ago

corruption.

okaynova.bsky.social•15 days ago

tdwolf.bsky.social•14 days ago

Are we SURE the man took it illegally?

Can anyone verify whether or not he clearly stated "yoink"?

Because it's not theft if you say "yoink" while taking it.

tree03.bsky.social•14 days ago

This was total bullshit.
For them to say this happens means they are so fucking useless at their jobs.

amyastro.bsky.social•15 days ago

The SS officers couldn't take turns being at her table. Does not pass the sniff test.

redhead1962.bsky.social•14 days ago

I'm not buying any of this

blazesboylan.bsky.social•14 days ago

They first said it was a white guy. Now they say it's a homeless illegal immigrant - which will allow them to disappear the guy with no due process, and because he probably has no family, and they'll make the whole thing go away, because she didn't get her purse stolen at a restaurant.

anonleeks.bsky.social•14 days ago

if you need your phone stolen, best to entice the thief with $3,000 sticking out of your purse

wheezer2024.bsky.social•15 days ago

spaceager.bsky.social•14 days ago

We'll never see the security video

picci0909.bsky.social•14 days ago

Total bullshit along with the 3000 dollars she had in her bag.
Loathsome, revolting excuse of a human being.

hartleysiddenj.bsky.social•15 days ago

They are nabbing extremely young and sometimes sick children, even when the child has another parent that can step in. That's all we need to know. Kristi Noem is a clown who shoots puppies.

overit1971.bsky.social•15 days ago

I do not believe this propaganda. There’s no way this was an undocumented immigrant. No way.

barneyflintstone.bsky.social•15 days ago

cj1956.bsky.social•15 days ago

Something doesn't add up here. Another illegal involved, I doubt that. If he was wearing a mask, you wouldn't know what he looked like.

westmanajay.bsky.social•14 days ago

It’s just more cosplay nonsense…

bathory1971.bsky.social•14 days ago

It was a set up job, first the perp was white, now undocumented

deanwill.bsky.social•15 days ago

Our entire government is a preschool.

courtmouse.bsky.social•14 days ago

Can we say "asleep" at the wheel regarding the agents?

fraziberry.bsky.social•15 days ago

Lies, per usual.

adamjschmidt.bsky.social•15 days ago

No one could have known!

coldownsouth.bsky.social•15 days ago

All Drunk or Stoned? Seems likely to me!

eric-fleming-lax.bsky.social•14 days ago

It was a N95 mask...

gjjonesy.bsky.social•15 days ago

Central Casting much

lionsgirl34769.bsky.social•15 days ago

and the initially reported white guy has now become a brown skinned illegal immigrant gang member

thegreatduggo.bsky.social•15 days ago

Sitting at the bar? What were they drinking?

pattyjb.bsky.social•15 days ago

A sneaky masked, illegal alien. Of course!

mullerja.bsky.social•15 days ago

Was it Zorro?

terifaarr.bsky.social•14 days ago

Convenient

budaki.bsky.social•14 days ago

How convenient.

pinkythepittie.bsky.social•15 days ago

Didn’t the initial police report say the perpetrator was a Caucasian male?

pinkythepittie.bsky.social•15 days ago

Well maybe that isn’t true. But this seems to be a different account https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/22/politics/kristi-noem-theft-gucci-bag-details/index.html?Date=20250422&Profile=CNN&utm_content=1745357403&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR7P4jEC_mrD14P3_nBJqaj3BW59d1oFdqcMxgjqQ5NhHe-irD6vVEwgRQLIgw_aem_VyoeQ1iranK4vVK4Prt0ow

justsomeliberaldem.bsky.social•15 days ago

So it went from a white guy to a brown guy wearing a mask. I call bullshit!

whyisthat.bsky.social•14 days ago

It's getting pretty deep here. Grab your hip waders.

sunnyphilyfan2.bsky.social•14 days ago

Story sounds highly … sus

I will say fake.

junkincatlady.bsky.social•14 days ago

Yep. Hinky & stinky.

jewels1961.bsky.social•14 days ago

The whole thing was a setup. Of course it was someone that wasn’t in the US legally. It totally fits their narrative. The big bad illegal man stole her purse. This robbery is about as legit as the “attempt on Trump’ life” when he got “shot”.

dangermouse911.bsky.social•14 days ago

The Lone Ranger would never do that!

da4in.bsky.social•15 days ago

Lies, lies, lies, as Axl Rose would say...

loskidsvenice.bsky.social•15 days ago

Has it occurred to anyone yet that this whole story is completely bogus? Can’t wait for this guy’s day in court.

grandmapat.bsky.social•15 days ago

He won’t get a day in court!
They’ll deport him.

i-dig-dirt.bsky.social•15 days ago

They probably had him picked out before they even made up this whole story

concerningmema.bsky.social•14 days ago

LIARS

concerningmema.bsky.social•14 days ago

WTF!

marie012.bsky.social•14 days ago

Awe bull shit! And they said she had $3000 in her purse! For what? Crooked Bioch. Let's report on something worth reading for God sakes!😱

owens006.bsky.social•14 days ago

julie127.bsky.social•14 days ago

Another publicity stunt from the party of lies.

myrna-lee-59.bsky.social•14 days ago

I'm so sorry,
but I cannot get her LIPS out of my head.
they look like red suction cups.

myrna-lee-59.bsky.social•14 days ago

they were fearful the 'masked man' was the Lone Ranger.

charlottes-webb.bsky.social•14 days ago

Is to suggest a staged crime too soon?

ogcountry.bsky.social•15 days ago

Ran out of cosplay ideas, now inventing crimes to blame on immigrants.

kyr-shara.bsky.social•14 days ago

sharpsweetbella.bsky.social•14 days ago

I mean, I’m sure they mistook them for their ICE cosplay buddies. 😮‍💨

nancyrd.bsky.social•14 days ago

What were the secret service officers doing to not notice a masked man entering an establishment where Noem was located? Sounds fishy to me.

chironarts.bsky.social•14 days ago

This was a fake…. What BS‼️

pamballard3.bsky.social•14 days ago

She had $3000.00 in her purse, was she paying someone, or did someone pay her?

lucyismygirl.bsky.social•15 days ago

Of course he was. Let's see some proof first.

grimgrinner.bsky.social•14 days ago

Probably it was Obama or Biden under that mask. I mean, it totally tracks. 🙄

emvirginia.bsky.social•15 days ago

Who lets a masked man sit close to their purse with thousands of dollars inside? OK,we get it; people make mistakes, but she’s the Secretary of Homeland Security. SECURITY!

ellem111.bsky.social•14 days ago

Anyone who has spent any time around MAGA, or in a community full of them, knows that anyone wearing a mask raises their attention. Yet this mask wearer got so close to the Noem table to reach under, take a purse, (as big a purse as I expect her to have?) and walk away unnoticed. Ah, no. 😂

spbaseball.bsky.social•14 days ago

My guess is she was making a number of photo op pix of her assaulting everyone because they were 'illegal' and the security was doing her hair and makeup, and she forgot to get her purse. WHATTA LOADDA CRAP!

chirokaren.bsky.social•14 days ago

This story gets more absurd with every passing day

diamondstar1962.bsky.social•14 days ago

The story keeps changing. Now she knows it was a masked man? She didn’t see him, but knows he had a mask. She didn’t call out to the secret service? Doesn’t make any sense.

jedover.bsky.social•15 days ago

Obviously a fake crime. The $3,000 in her purse was probably for the fake thief’s payment.

heliumiami.bsky.social•15 days ago

Obviously thought they were ICE, just there to grab some violent gang disheashers

jackiegardens.bsky.social•15 days ago

Who writes their stories??

rispahfarmer.bsky.social•14 days ago

What kind of mask?

gizmoneer.bsky.social•15 days ago

Mark,

Some of us wear medical masks inside to protect ourselves and others from the flu, RSV, and CoVid hitting cities.

I guess you've missed the alerts provided by the weather channel? 🤔 Wait, what?

snowpeavous.bsky.social•15 days ago

Sounds like a set up

gonzonorthwest.bsky.social•15 days ago

This sounds like a BS story to cover up something. The details just don't add up.

nomoco2.bsky.social•14 days ago

I’m guessing she just forgot her purse. Maybe had one too many.

dmcal1.bsky.social•14 days ago

The story just gets more elaborate every time they tell it.

nonsensicalmadness.bsky.social•14 days ago

Turns out the thieves were working directly for the cartels who now have the passkey to the Pentagon war room. This, of course, means that we are officially at war, so Trump needs to cancel all future elections and become king.

This is my audition for Fox News.

elizphotoclique.bsky.social•15 days ago

Exactly. 👍

burnnotice.bsky.social•15 days ago

Smells like bullshit to me

blueangie.bsky.social•14 days ago

I don't believe ONE word coming out of this administration.

loverespectnature.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣

artstudio322.bsky.social•14 days ago

Was it a setup

mightylady.bsky.social•14 days ago

How do we know that ANY of this happened?

stephenlee49.bsky.social•15 days ago

It could have been an ICE agent. They like to wear masks.

osorankusanovic.bsky.social•13 days ago

Me thinks this was staged

detoxrescue.bsky.social•15 days ago

Because he was white.

lexie1179.bsky.social•15 days ago

She’s a lying bitch.

doppelfish.bsky.social•15 days ago

Could have been a member of ICE, on his duty to arrest a judge. 👮‍♀️

princesstoothfairy.bsky.social•15 days ago

Sadly they don’t have to prove it anymore.‘he’ll be on the next plane to el Salvador and used for their propaganda

kmcmains.bsky.social•15 days ago

Not the least bit credible

michaelrhuff.bsky.social•14 days ago

The theft was staged; just like Trump’s assassin attempt!

1916easter.bsky.social•14 days ago

She believes in due process

andipete.bsky.social•15 days ago

I’m convinced more every day that @nbcnews.com has become the official PR firm of the Trump Administration.

andipete.bsky.social•15 days ago

This entire story is sus. 🤬

refigman.bsky.social•14 days ago

‘They’ found the guilty party👇🏼

lilboopsy.bsky.social•14 days ago

She full of shit

rdm70.bsky.social•14 days ago

sile7.bsky.social•15 days ago

Noem is so full of shit.

karenmcgeepuckett.bsky.social•15 days ago

Video footage available?

drsuzannem.bsky.social•14 days ago

Of course he was. If it even happened.

exnerd.bsky.social•14 days ago

Some of us still follow medical recs and wear n95 respirators in public. The initial description said "medical mask" which some people still mistakenly think provides protection from airborne viruses.

Doesn't excuse the SS from missing the thief, nor does it excuse you demonizing healthy behavior.

dagobert913.bsky.social•15 days ago

This entire administration is just one big, bad, smelly joke! 🤬

resistor2025bull.bsky.social•14 days ago

It's perfectly normal for United States Secret Disservice Agents to ignore masked perpetrators when they're in the process of committing crimes.

Need proof? I present to you #January6.

#Noemkillspuppies
#Noemisaliar
#MAGAts are deplorable
#Dueprocess
#LawandOrder

maryhilt.bsky.social•15 days ago

Not only did he know what he was grabbing, he knew exactly where she was sitting, and despite the presence of her Secret Service agents.
Something tells me there's more to this story than meets the eye.
How did he know where she was eating and the value of her bag? Hmm...

danbarr.bsky.social•14 days ago

Wha! Wha! Boo-Hoo…

merri24.bsky.social•15 days ago

🤣🤣

minviept.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'd wear a mask too if I were around that thing.. Who knows what she's got and potentially transmitting.

dizavid.bsky.social•14 days ago

Bc as we all know, immigrants are magical beings that can identify which bags have the most treasure hidden in them and can mystify security long enough to grab it and vanish as if made of vapor. You need to douse your treasures in bottled Trump water to repel them.

themjl.bsky.social•15 days ago

they probably just assumed he was a masked ICE agent...🤷‍♂️

sealblue.bsky.social•14 days ago

whats the real story? was this a diversion?

themanfromrio.bsky.social•15 days ago

She probably thought it was just another masked ICE goon.

vwaimlessly.bsky.social•15 days ago

That makes the most sense.

fierycolin.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

dmh-gd3.bsky.social•15 days ago

Sounds fishy.

pinkgodzilla2.bsky.social•15 days ago

Given she was upstairs how in the fuck would a random thief know about the purse which was on the floor apparently? This is such a set up. Complete and absolute set up. Likely by Noem and her coterie of cohorts. It reeks of nefariousness.

kbb2025.bsky.social•15 days ago

This so conveniently fits their propaganda narrative.
I feel extremely sorry for whomever they have in custody (scapegoat).

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