What is your favorite headcanon about Izzy Hands? It can be anything, show related, canon related, ship related or not. What made you fall in love and stay in love with our little ratman? - ThreadSky

waywardaf.bsky.social • 68 days ago

What is your favorite headcanon about Izzy Hands?

It can be anything, show related, canon related, ship related or not.

What made you fall in love and stay in love with our little ratman?

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mentallydevastated.bsky.social•67 days ago

He tries so hard and gets so little respect. He is loving and loyal but doesn't get it back.

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

That is exactly what he deserves as well. Love and loyalty. People fall in love with people who are loyal.

starswallow.bsky.social•67 days ago

That he needs routine and he has to follow the rules. Otherwise everything goes to hell. Same, King, same.

waywardaf.bsky.social•66 days ago

So like, my brain does love when things go well and I have a routine, but also like, I operate and live in orchestrated chaos. I'm pretty sure I somehow reprogrammed by brain when I was in my 20's by working in sales

izzytranss.bsky.social•67 days ago

Transgender

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

Perfection

judi-hench.bsky.social•66 days ago

He's got a sweet tooth. He just doesn't know it/won't admit it.

waywardaf.bsky.social•66 days ago

This is a great Rizzy premise

judi-hench.bsky.social•66 days ago

Yessssss. I have an OC who calls him 'Sweets' as a pet name; it drives him nuts but he also knows better than to try to make her stop.

judi-hench.bsky.social•66 days ago

(Related: he gets totally silly drunk the first time he tries posh champagne. He's fascinated by the taste and the bubbles.... and it can't be THAT strong if a posh twat like Bonnet likes it, right? Right???)

waywardaf.bsky.social•66 days ago

Omg. An Izzy who can drink rum like water but can't hold his 🍾

judi-hench.bsky.social•66 days ago

YOU SEE THE VISION

msshiny97.bsky.social•67 days ago

The ring he wears on his cravat belonged to his French mother (Hence him secretly being fluent). ❤️❤️

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

There is a short cartoon someone drew about this and it ends with Stede and Izzy arguing in French and it's hilarious and I can't remember who did it

msshiny97.bsky.social•66 days ago

Aww, I love that! 😂❤️❤️

waywardaf.bsky.social•66 days ago

I'm going to ask the hive mind if they can find it

frazzledwriter.bsky.social•66 days ago

He’s a leap year baby.

waywardaf.bsky.social•66 days ago

Hehehe I love that one. It's why he's only 16 🥹

magziraphale.bsky.social•67 days ago

His favourite part of the day is standing at the rail in the early dawn with a cup of hot coffee looking out at the sea and it's quiet.

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

This is why I need to live near the ocean because this is what I do all the time on vacation.

magziraphale.bsky.social•67 days ago

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I'm currently house hunting and there's a checklist that includes 'walk out the door to peaceful coffee spot'

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

This is so important though.

magziraphale.bsky.social•67 days ago

I just know this will fix my life 🙂‍↕️

disastershipblonde.bsky.social•67 days ago

He's very particular about his hair and clothes because there was a time when he couldn't be properly groomed and was made to feel ashamed of it.

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

Poor baby. Ben is going to have someone's guts for garters for his boy.

ajthenotgreat.bsky.social•67 days ago

1. Transmasc/Transmasc Energy
2. Leather Clothes
3. Sassy AND Good-Hearted
4. Caffeine Addicted
5. Hunky and Loyal
6. Candol and Papor
7. Amputee with PTSD
8. Organized Working/Living Spaces
9. Keeps His Mother’s Ring (Sentimental)
10. Relationship Insecurities
11. Very Kinky
12. Unicorn

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

I'm loving all of it

trashass6969.bsky.social•68 days ago

I saw his Rosencrantz and Guildenstern ass and I just knew that was my blorbo

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

Omg. Fuckin' Hamlet.

trashass6969.bsky.social•67 days ago

The hench pathetic little henchman

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

But that is so correct!

god, I want to see Hamlet again. I haven't watched it in forever.

puluruno.bsky.social•67 days ago

He’s so done with everyones shit all the time and honestly - same

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

That is me all day every day.

oluwandesorange.bsky.social•66 days ago

jim izzy kinship. i think they just get each other and it made me fall in love with both of them even more

waywardaf.bsky.social•66 days ago

I am so, SO sad we didn't get to see more of their friendship

songdog2009.bsky.social•67 days ago

A press gang caught him as a teenager and forced him into the Navy. He came to love the sea but not the Navy, and turned pirate when Hornigold raided the ship.

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

That's always been my pet theory

ayashitetsuko.bsky.social•67 days ago

That he has a hair kit and spends a great deal of time each morning styling his pompadour. He’s neat like that

waywardaf.bsky.social•66 days ago

So like, my fav thing is Izzy having this 20 step hair care routine and Ed washes his hair with fucking salt water and his looks amazing.

ssshhhkw.bsky.social•67 days ago

That him and Ed were still married, Ed had wandered off before and always come back. As mad as Izzy was he knew Ed would be back (and he would, ta da Steddyhands)

waywardaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

IT'S HOW THEY CAN ALL WIN

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