My mom watched a lot of murder mystery TV (Murder She Wrote, Matlock, Perry Mason, etc) around me growing up, which led me to the belief that everyone in the US had a lawyer assigned to them at birth, like an SSN.

This came to light when I was being unfairly grounded and demanded access to mine.
Reposted from Bill Childs
“Bizarre things you firmly believed when a kid” is one of my favorite genres and I firmly believe we all have excellent examples if we can remember them

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