"Who's that?"
"Grasshopper"
"What the fuck is 'grass'"
"No clue, man"
Reposted from Tom Cox
My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.

Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago

Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.

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