‘Average person eats 3 spiders a year’ isn’t news. ‘Average spider eats three people a year,’ now *that’s* news.
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🏳️⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her]
"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just disinformation. Cheaters Georg, who lives in cave & claims to eat over 10,000 each day, is an out and out liar adn should be discounted
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I don't know if it intended to take a bite, but my breath was so alcoholic that it was probably drunk as well.
I went Eek, the spider shot off & we agreed never to talk about it again
https://bsky.app/profile/cockremover.bsky.social/post/3llcj654u5s2p
*puts the Gaviscon down*
This is fine...