We've just received word that we have to evacuate Princeton, as the Eagles celebration has now spread into central New Jersey with no signs of slowing down.
I heard the governor is calling out the National Guard but I think we're going to need to guys from Action Park to push back on this.
I heard the governor is calling out the National Guard but I think we're going to need to guys from Action Park to push back on this.
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*gestures at everything*
I await the Destruction Wave to reach the Midwest. Godspeed sir.
Or a factory fire.
I can't remember which.
You're welcome!
I must stress, though, that "guys from Action Park" includes a multitude of South Philly Gen-Xers extremely proud to have almost died in the park.