Wouldn't it just be a damn shame if EVERYONE emailed their five accomplishments, or 5 thoughts, or insults for Elon, to OPM as they requested of federal employees, thereby crashing the site?
Sounds like good trouble to me. PASS IT ON.
Sounds like good trouble to me. PASS IT ON.
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1- Do real audits and not grandstand, scaring the crap out of beneficiaries.
2- Don't be Nazi's
3- Stop blatantly firing black people and women
4- See number 2
5- See number 3
We
Will
Not
Comply
Ever
2. submitted a scientific paper on climate change
3. supported demonstration against Trump’s role in Ukraine
4. supported a «boycott Tesla» campaign
5. on holiday, not in the US.
1. Shared posts re illegal Musk/Trump actions
2. Supported ACLU & Democracy Docket to save our democracy
3. Continued to educate friends and family about the destruction of our government by Musk/Trump
4. Contacted Senators and Congressman daily to request
5. Resisted the "king"
2. Donated my Tesla to Kars-For-Kids.
3. Paid the rent for a family of immigrants.
4. Donated to my local LGBTQ Community Center.
5. Applied for Canadian citizenship.
2. Fuck
3. Yourself
4. Elon
5. Musk
(there are others too that are easy to find)
I’ve lived a long life, and have no tolerance for their bs.
I already sent mine and will continue to do so over and over.
2. I loathe rump every day
3. I loathe the little shits who are hacking our personal info
4. I loathe the GOP
5. I loathe everyone in the cabinet.
This list is ongoing
Overall it was a very productive week loathing all of you assholes
2. Educated myself on how to fight fascists
3. Educated my community on the multiple wrongs committed by Musk against us
4. Drew up detailed plans
5. Reminded myself that us starving vicious sewer rats can outlast and outfight any coddled white rich cloistered megalomaniac.
2) I turned myself around
3) I did the twist like I did last summer
4) Then I did the twist like I did last year
5) I finished the day with the Chicken Dance
1. Wrote a letter to the editor about your coup.
2. Rallied for Ukraine.
3. Discussed politics with another Republican.
4. Cleaned house without corrosive chemicals.
5. Shopped for groceries not from big cooperations.
1: Masturbate alone watching fisting videos on PornHub.
2 - 5: See #1.
2) See #1
3) See #1
4) See #1
5) See #1
I will gladly check this out.
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Tell ChatGPT what you did then tell it it’s for Elon musk or Trump and you want it to be snarky and sarcastic af
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It's worth reading the whole thread for both laughs and ideas!
2) real men offer women horses for sex
3) you know you're a good father when your kids hate you
4) 13 kids with 4 different baby mammas
5) born with an emerald spoon in his mouth
Took him for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And Thursday
And Friday
2. I researched many of the lawsuits against Tesla and SpaceX.
3. I read about deadbeat dads.
4. I re-educated myself on ketamine abuse and its side effects.
5. I spread as much info as I could about your crew of douches.
Everyone loves a business innovator, Everyone hates a blackmailing thug in business
Elon threatening business who fail to advertising on
X with government retribution! #XMafiaThug #Xcapone #XisBad #ElonTrumpMafia #USDemocracy
I ate the dogs
I ate the pets of the people of Springfield
I belched
I had a nap
What Elon did this week:
1. Ketamine
2. Wore little X as a human shield.
3. Showed he’s no genius
4. Spawned more delusions.
5. Ignored his children’s mothers.
I sent my summary of work accomplished last week to: [email protected]
The text read as follows:
I'm grateful for the chance to tell you about my work, of which I'm very proud.
1/
2/
2. You need to get clean. K is running your eyes
3. You're a terrible father.
4. You don't belong in this country. Data was inconclusive as to whether you should be a citizen of any country.
5. You are a thief.
3/
Additional research confirmed that TFG Drumpf has no mandate from US citizens to do anything unconstitutional, like disobeying established law.
4/
Use their own "shit" statement against them. Bannon 👇
2. Called Musk a cunt on social media
3. Looked at pictures of Mussolini hanging around a gas station.
4. Countered Trump’s Russian propaganda.
5. Let everyone know Elon hasn't ever invented anything
Didn't buy a Tesla
Gave money to a refugee charity
Paid taxes (a thing decent, patriotic citizens do Musk)
Behaved with kindness towards someone (look up
'kindness' Musky)
Signed petition for Elon Musk to be charged with theft & deported to South Africa.
1) I recognized that the Nazi saluting musk is a Nazi
2) I decided that all Nazis should be held to account
3) I decided I would call musk the SpaceNazi from now on
4) I have used SpaceNazi liberally all week.
5) I have also recognized that CPAC is a neo-Nazi conference
2. Wrote letters to my Senators and Congressman (all GOP) chiding them for their complicity in the overthrow of democracy.
3. Read news about other countries functioning democracy.
4,5⬇️
5. Performed various actions in defense of democracy.
I didn’t make an absolute FOOL out of myself ever.single.time.i.got.the.chance.
I didn’t BEND OVER for any JACKASSES
I didn’t ignore the mother of MY newborn as she BEGGED for your ATTENTION.
I need more room…😂
1. Went in search of a rectalcranial extractor to treat maga patients.
2. Watched “Handmaiden’s Tale” 6 times in one day.
3. Wondered why Muscrat keeps having kids just to ignore them.
4. Spent 4 hours in the canteen.
5. Down time spent trying to save a national from a megalomaniac.
2.- Wondered how Americans elected these absolute turds.
3.- Cheered for the Canadian hockey team
4.- watched the rule of law in the United States be dismantled by a convicted felon and his minions.
5.- Watched Trump destroy alliances around the world
I suspect replies from 2 million federal employees will crash their system anyway... especially if everybody sets their reply to go out automatically at 11:59 PM eastern time. But I'm happy to add my straw.
As a federal worker whose BEYOND tired of this harassment, thank you! 💙
“Dear Sirs, over the last week I and my department $&*()&&$$$)+=%#// for a total of $”’j>]{{§ which completed the &$#@(*’ in under the allotted time, completing #@&*()’###$&))(*& goals for the quarter!”
I woke up!
I put the coffee on
I gave my cat fresh water
I gave my cat his breakfast
I poured half and half in my coffee and plopped down to read Google news and laughed at Musk's maneuvers
I think I accomplished quality time😁😅😂
2. Spent his fortune to stir up the alt right.
3. He bought all the fame.
4. But the blame was his gain.
5. Now he’s known as the world’s biggest blight.
Not answering a god damn thing they send to me
I would like to report this past week I did the following:
1. Shaved my undercarriage
2. Helped with chores
3. Introduced myself to ferrets
4. Treats, treats, treats
5. Told scary person to go away
6. Yes, a sixth because I’m an over achiever; I pooped outside.
Hope to keep my job,
Crosby
FLOOD MUSK’S EMAIL WITH EVERY MUNDANE TASK THAT YOU PERFORMED DURING THE COURSE OF YOUR BUSINESS DAY. FROM, ‘I SUBMITTED THOSE STATS THAT WERE REQUESTED OF ME’ TO ‘I REFILLED THE PRINTER WITH PAPER AND TONER.’
You can even be MORE specific and detail how you went to the bathroom.
https://smoremail.com/run.html
1) got my hair touched up
2) went to Pilates 3 times (whew)
3) picked up cat litter
4) made awesome pasta dish - slow cooker chicken ragu
5) did three loads of wash
I also ate a lot of conversation hearts, but at least I wasn’t drinking.