It would have to be a very old version of broccoli which had barely edible stems, dare I say, woody?
Brassicas by stealth.
Brassica aeramentum var. impudens
They do exist, look Broccoflower in Wikipedia. There's two types of them, one is a green cauliflower but the other is called Romanesco broccoli and it's really crazy because it's composed of pointy fractals, a really amazing structure.
It’s a little-known fact that Muir Woods was actually founded as a passive-aggressive response to John hearing “Eat all of your vegetables!” one too many times.
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…Or, at least, let us keep the weird botanical definition of a “berry” so we can continue to mess with people.
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Brassicas by stealth.
Brassica aeramentum var. impudens
https://youtu.be/wFGTy-QgPwc?t=151
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