GOD IS PISSING AND SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOD IS HAVING DIARRHEA!

THERE IS A HAIL STORM HAPPENING IN MY HOME AND I GOT A WARNING! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I COULD HEAR MY WINDOW GETTING CRACKED OH HOLY SHIT ITS SO FUCKING LOUD! THERE ARE HARD ASS ROCKS RAINING FROM THE SKY SCATTERING ON MY WINDOW!